10 Strange But 100% True Facts

[paczkafioricetox1]

1
Apni Biwi ko apni 100% kamai dene se 10% Sukh milta hai.
Kisi doosri ko apni kamai ka 10% dene pe 100% sukh milta hai!!!

2
Funny but true fact !! A woman worries about her future till she gets a husband,
A man never worries about his future until he gets a wife !! ..

3
A Man before marriage is - Superman.
After Marriage - Gentleman.
5 years Later - Watchman.
10 Years later - Apne Hi Jaal Mein fasaa hua Spiderman.

4
Life me hamesha Haste raho,muskrate raho, gaate raho, gungunate raho...
taki tumhe dekh kar hi log samaj jaye k tum... " UNMARRIED" ho.

5
Wife- agar main kho gayi to tum kya karoge?
Husband - main TV aur newspaper mein Ad dunga ki jaha kahin bhi ho
KHUSH RAHO

6
Why love marriage is better than Arranged???? B'coz a "KNOWN DEVIL"
is better Than an "UNKNOWN GHOST".

7
Wife: main tumhari yaad mein 2O din mein hi aadhi ho gayi hoon, mujhe lene kab aa rahe ho?
HUSBAND: 2O din aur ruk jaao.

8
A man gave an add in Matrimonial column"PATNI CHAHIYE"
He got 1000 replies all saying:-" Meri Le Ja...!"''Meri Le Ja...!''

9
Husband to Hotel Manager: "Jaldi chalo! meri biwi khidki se kud kar jaan dena chahti hai"
Manager: "What can I do?
Husband: Kamine, khidki nahi khul rahi hai."

10
Telling a lie is a fault for a little boy,an art for a lover,an accomplishment for a bachelor
and a Matter of Survival for a married man.​

 

[Steve Uk]

Points 1,2,3 and 4 are great.

 

[jed]

Few are jokes...others are true :bleh:

 

[lqequufximeixvejw]

What true facts :u, half of them are jokes :tonguetease: