294 College St. - Review

[Florida Orange Juice]

Alright, I went to check out this place tonight and to say I was dissapointed is a major understatment! (294 College St, 2nd floor)

1) The entrance to the MP is right besides a busy restaurant with people always outside infront of the entrance smoking.

2) The door is locked and the bell does not work. So if you drop by be prepared to call up and wait around looking conspicious.

The woman who came down to let me in was by no means attractive. In fact she would be more accurately described as ugly as shit. At first I thought that she was the Mamasan, nope, she was the attendant. About 50-55, asian, ugly teeth, and saggy body.

After I realized that she was the attendant I still went through with it. $30/30min. This may seem like a deal but unless you see her you will not realize that this is a rip off.

The freakiest moment came when it was time for the flip. She disrobes and I notice that her body is covered with about 8-10 Nicorette type patches. I doubt they were stop smoking aids but more likely menaoupose patches.

To finish up, her technique was awful (almost broke poor Peter) and her attitude sucked big fat donkey dick.

Repeat: Fuck NO!
Looks: 1 (can I give less?!)
Technique: 1
Massage: 2
Attitude: 1
Value (Quality for $): 2
Extras: 0 (are you crazy!?)

I took one for the team tonight, stay the hell away!

 

[Eh-Lee]

thanks for saving me my money and time bro. i live in the area, and being lazy, i have contemplated a visit here. thank god i haven't gone yet. i think i'll stick to my "GTA" MP's. my favourite area is Brampton.

tough break areyouready, but thanks for the imput.

NB

 

[Janapix14]

I called and was going to go there.....I am so Glad that work got in the way!

 

[BiancaC]

I feel for you areyouready, that review made me go limp just reading it. If you're still into the Asian MP, go to Wendy's day spa at Yonge & Eglinton.

 

[raider nation]

Do you have any contact info on this Wendy's place? Please PM me.

Thanks

 

[Fadin Reigne]

Is this Jun Jun?

I have never seen them disrobe there EVER... nothing extra...

 

[Seth]

No Jun Jun is more west. starts with a 3?? something.

I don't know where is place is at.

VBB

 

[Ashley J]

HELL FUCKIN NO

those areas suck ass!