3 short fresh jokes

[Hahaha]

I mentioned to my girlfriend that she had drawn her eyebrows a bit too high.
She seemed surprised.

Mechanic: Your car's got a flat.
Me: It's called a garage.

My girlfriend told me, "If we don’t get married soon, I’m going to kill you!"
"I guess.. it’s a matter of wife or death."


#joke #short

Read more on page Jokes of the day for Thursday, 13 April 2023