Review A Few Reviews

[HandsyMan]

Since May from GE has gone on vay-cay I have been trying out different providers. Here are my reviews of them.

Most recently saw Jesse at Rosewater. My first clue this wasn't going to go well was when she said if she gets busy I couldn't stay for 90 minutes only for 60. That seemed like bullshit because what's the difference she is still getting paid. Proceeded anyways and was immediately covered with a towel and poked and pressed at me through the towel. Strike two. Eventually she did massage with some oil but never asked how I wanted pressure or where. Very little tease and stopped to check her phone a couple of times. On the flip she covers me with the towel and immediately grabbed the LG and asks if I want here. I said yes and she said $120 if I want to stay for 90 minutes and again I stupidly agreed. When I asked if there was any more she said no. Touching ok but stayed dressed. I should have left but the LG is stupid. Really stupid because I got a jackhammer and had to finish myself. Massage 5/10. Flip 3/10. Will not repeat. Would not recommend.

Before that was The Real Original Sunny. I had high hopes when I got there and saw the size of the rack she was hiding behind the low cut shirt. I wasn't so sure when I was directed to change in the closet of the bedroom and she came in before I could finish and watched me undress. I got on the table and was covered by the towel and poked and pressed on but never massaged at all. No tease at all. Was told to flip and she points at the LG and says you want here $130 total. I asked if there was anything else and she says "not first time". I asked if touching was ok and she said yes. She proceeded to stand far enough away that I could barely graze my fingers on the outside of her clothes and gave the worst one handed jackhammer. Finished myself. Massage over with 15 minutes still on the clock. Massage 0/10. Flip 1/10 just because I did it myself so technically there was a finish. Will not repeat. Will not recommend.

On the positive side since May had gone from GE I tried Lara. I found her massage to be very good. Very similar to May just slightly different in detail. The flip was great for me and I considered her good value for the money. Always lets you stay the full time and gives either a foot massage or a scalp massage if there is extra time. Massage 8/10. Flip 8/10. My personal favourite.

Also a pleasant surprise was Kelly at GE. I found her massage to be a little light but very relaxing. The flip was the big surprise as I found her to be close to the energy that Helen offers. Massage 7/10. Flip 8.5/10. Also uses all of the time and will massage scalp or feet in the remaining time. Would recommend. Will repeat.

 

[OC64]

Since May from GE has gone on vay-cay I have been trying out different providers. Here are my reviews of them.

Most recently saw Jesse at Rosewater. My first clue this wasn't going to go well was when she said if she gets busy I couldn't stay for 90 minutes only for 60. That seemed like bullshit because what's the difference she is still getting paid. Proceeded anyways and was immediately covered with a towel and poked and pressed at me through the towel. Strike two. Eventually she did massage with some oil but never asked how I wanted pressure or where. Very little tease and stopped to check her phone a couple of times. On the flip she covers me with the towel and immediately grabbed the LG and asks if I want here. I said yes and she said $120 if I want to stay for 90 minutes and again I stupidly agreed. When I asked if there was any more she said no. Touching ok but stayed dressed. I should have left but the LG is stupid. Really stupid because I got a jackhammer and had to finish myself. Massage 5/10. Flip 3/10. Will not repeat. Would not recommend.

Before that was The Real Original Sunny. I had high hopes when I got there and saw the size of the rack she was hiding behind the low cut shirt. I wasn't so sure when I was directed to change in the closet of the bedroom and she came in before I could finish and watched me undress. I got on the table and was covered by the towel and poked and pressed on but never massaged at all. No tease at all. Was told to flip and she points at the LG and says you want here $130 total. I asked if there was anything else and she says "not first time". I asked if touching was ok and she said yes. She proceeded to stand far enough away that I could barely graze my fingers on the outside of her clothes and gave the worst one handed jackhammer. Finished myself. Massage over with 15 minutes still on the clock. Massage 0/10. Flip 1/10 just because I did it myself so technically there was a finish. Will not repeat. Will not recommend.

On the positive side since May had gone from GE I tried Lara. I found her massage to be very good. Very similar to May just slightly different in detail. The flip was great for me and I considered her good value for the money. Always lets you stay the full time and gives either a foot massage or a scalp massage if there is extra time. Massage 8/10. Flip 8/10. My personal favourite.

Also a pleasant surprise was Kelly at GE. I found her massage to be a little light but very relaxing. The flip was the big surprise as I found her to be close to the energy that Helen offers. Massage 7/10. Flip 8.5/10. Also uses all of the time and will massage scalp or feet in the remaining time. Would recommend. Will repeat.

Never seen a review of Sunny like that before. Always a good experience when I visit her

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[Summerbob]

I had the same experience with Sunny, could be because it was my first visit. I will try again to see if it improves.

 

[Deleted member 72001]

My first visit with original Sunny was a complete 180 to your visit……and I have only seen her once. She offered a very flexible menu.
You are spot on with the closet change, but everything else in your review is nothing I have heard before…..from any review.
Strange.

 

[luvsluvsmassage]

yeah i am led to believe one of two things here, based on a MASSIVE amount of contrary reviews and experiences, either this guy has a problem that the ladies can identify and don't want to provide the normal service (attitude, alcohol, smelly, etc). There have been lots of times I hear a bad review then here the other side of the story, and its often hygiene or attitude. The second thing is that its just BS. I mean - who has ever known Sunny to conduct an entire massage under a towel with no tease until the flip, then point and ask? Yeah, no one, ever.

 

[Sackattack]

Feeling like reading someone’s nightmare.
Never have bad service from Sunny “EVER”
Same with Jessie but like Chrystal better.
GE like he says is for always good too. Now Hellen at Nana so last time got Kelly at GE for first time. Not bad

 

[Deleted member 79939]

Since May from GE has gone on vay-cay I have been trying out different providers. Here are my reviews of them.

Most recently saw Jesse at Rosewater. My first clue this wasn't going to go well was when she said if she gets busy I couldn't stay for 90 minutes only for 60. That seemed like bullshit because what's the difference she is still getting paid. Proceeded anyways and was immediately covered with a towel and poked and pressed at me through the towel. Strike two. Eventually she did massage with some oil but never asked how I wanted pressure or where. Very little tease and stopped to check her phone a couple of times. On the flip she covers me with the towel and immediately grabbed the LG and asks if I want here. I said yes and she said $120 if I want to stay for 90 minutes and again I stupidly agreed. When I asked if there was any more she said no. Touching ok but stayed dressed. I should have left but the LG is stupid. Really stupid because I got a jackhammer and had to finish myself. Massage 5/10. Flip 3/10. Will not repeat. Would not recommend.

Before that was The Real Original Sunny. I had high hopes when I got there and saw the size of the rack she was hiding behind the low cut shirt. I wasn't so sure when I was directed to change in the closet of the bedroom and she came in before I could finish and watched me undress. I got on the table and was covered by the towel and poked and pressed on but never massaged at all. No tease at all. Was told to flip and she points at the LG and says you want here $130 total. I asked if there was anything else and she says "not first time". I asked if touching was ok and she said yes. She proceeded to stand far enough away that I could barely graze my fingers on the outside of her clothes and gave the worst one handed jackhammer. Finished myself. Massage over with 15 minutes still on the clock. Massage 0/10. Flip 1/10 just because I did it myself so technically there was a finish. Will not repeat. Will not recommend.

On the positive side since May had gone from GE I tried Lara. I found her massage to be very good. Very similar to May just slightly different in detail. The flip was great for me and I considered her good value for the money. Always lets you stay the full time and gives either a foot massage or a scalp massage if there is extra time. Massage 8/10. Flip 8/10. My personal favourite.

Also a pleasant surprise was Kelly at GE. I found her massage to be a little light but very relaxing. The flip was the big surprise as I found her to be close to the energy that Helen offers. Massage 7/10. Flip 8.5/10. Also uses all of the time and will massage scalp or feet in the remaining time. Would recommend. Will repeat.

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[Rubmegood]

yeah i am led to believe one of two things here, based on a MASSIVE amount of contrary reviews and experiences, either this guy has a problem that the ladies can identify and don't want to provide the normal service (attitude, alcohol, smelly, etc).

That's exactly where my thoughts went. But sometimes it's YMMV, I guess. I just know my first massage with Sunny was NOTHING like his!

 

[Owenglasses39]

Errrm I've seen sunny ONCE and it was intense the whole session. Weird this guys review so different to everyone else's.
I've heard massage therapists tell me they are happy my butt doesn't smell, they say alot of people do. Hygiene could have been huge here.

 

[Guy2013]

One thing I can say about Sunny, she sticks to a routine and certainly not the one described here. Many I times I didn't know if I would last until the flip due to the amount of tease. Cant say I have ever had anything but a first class experience with the lady

 

[Summerbob]

Not everyone has good chemistry the first time, that's why I personally like to go twice before I make a decision, unless it's really bad. My first time with Laura wasn't the greatest but now she's one of my favorites to see.

 

[Massage Boy]

I went to visit Sunny for more than 10 times .
Never received such lousy service .. She is always good and never felt disappointed at all ...

 

[Mebad2018]

Never seen a review of Sunny like that before. Always a good experience when I visit her

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He either has the wrong Sunny or he has mistaken identity. Im not bying it.

 

[Mebad2018]

I don't believe this for a second. Maybe he was skid row stanky.

 

[Curious_george]

The Sunny review seems odd to me as well. I’m pretty sure on the first visit I got smacked by one of those big boobs in the face lol.

 

[deepbrowneyes99]

Thinking I need to visit Sunny… so many rave reviews

I’m missing out

 

[luvsluvsmassage]

if you're on this site and haven't seen Sunny... you're doing it wrong haha.

i'll say it again - these reviews of Sunny and Jesse are completely off. Suspect to pick on two of the faves who have had nothing but good reviews. Suspect that both ended with pointing at the junk, jackhammers, and diy finishes. Put it alongside 3 glowing mentions of GE ladies, and it totally stinks of a sabotage post by someone on behalf of GE.

 

[JacobB]

if you're on this site and haven't seen Sunny... you're doing it wrong haha.

Sunny is surprisingly difficult to see. I live out of town so when I actually have a day off during the week. When I message her I keep getting shot down lol. I think she has a pretty big following so you have to book in advance. I haven't given up yet though.

I agree with you on the others. I've seen Jessie a few times and I always enjoyed her massage.

 

[Qster]

I think one thing we all have to remember is that when we book an appointment with an agency or MP, the ladies leave notes on the phone about us after the first visit. If OP was a regular of May's, all other GE girls would know he was a regular as soon as he called. No awkwardness just because May is away. When OP returns to GE, he is respected as a regular and a lot easier for him with the other GE ladies. It does not explain why his experiences with Sunny and Jessie were negative, both Sunny and Jessie have been consistently good to me; literally Jessie blew my... mind on my first visit. It does explain why he had a much easier time transitioning to other GE ladies. The GE ladies are too busy already, I doubt that they need to do anything nefarious to drum up business.

Here is a little story on how I found out that my visits were tracked. I was waiting and chatting with a MP manager when my regular ran late; the phone rang and right on the screen, it showed "John Doe 240JaneX10". I got curious so I called and it showed "Qster JenVIP1.5". I did ask why the different notation. The first guy John saw Jane >10 times and usually spend $240 a visit, standard 1 hour rate; more detailed notes can be found further down. In my case, Jen has claimed me as her exclusive client, Jen usually block 1.5 hours off for me and what I pay is unique. Each girl have her own VIP arrangements and it is also the polite way to ask other ladies not to poach.

If you want to test, call your regular from a different phone and listen to the difference.

 

[Deleted member 72001]

I think one thing we all have to remember is that when we book an appointment with an agency or MP, the ladies leave notes on the phone about us after the first visit. If OP was a regular of May's, all other GE girls would know he was a regular as soon as he called. No awkwardness just because May is away. When OP returns to GE, he is respected as a regular and a lot easier for him with the other GE ladies. It does not explain why his experiences with Sunny and Jessie were negative, both Sunny and Jessie have been consistently good to me; literally Jessie blew my... mind on my first visit. It does explain why he had a much easier time transitioning to other GE ladies. The GE ladies are too busy already, I doubt that they need to do anything nefarious to drum up business.

Here is a little story on how I found out that my visits were tracked. I was waiting and chatting with a MP manager when my regular ran late; the phone rang and right on the screen, it showed "John Doe 240JaneX10". I got curious so I called and it showed "Qster JenVIP1.5". I did ask why the different notation. The first guy John saw Jane >10 times and usually spend $240 a visit, standard 1 hour rate; more detailed notes can be found further down. In my case, Jen has claimed me as her exclusive client, Jen usually block 1.5 hours off for me and what I pay is unique. Each girl have her own VIP arrangements and it is also the polite way to ask other ladies not to poach.

If you want to test, call your regular from a different phone and listen to the difference.

100% accurate.

for some reason, there is one business that is always busy when I text asking about availability.
When I text from my work phone, they can get me in right away, and are happy to have me! Not sure what the private “me” did to get on the “sorry. To busy” list, but the the work “me” is apparently welcome at any time. (Some have also taken a guess, and called me by my online handle just from the detailed reviews i have left in the past.)
Not to float my own boat here, but I have never missed an appointment or have been rude in anyway, and I tip well. (Yes, I am an avid shower freak) so that one messes with my head.

The point was, you bet they track us men……..very much like we track our ladies here!!!
I would expect anything less.