Oh man did I get destroyed on Friday! Thought I would try a new place to usher in the new year but was limited in time. Since I was in the area, I decided to try out Acces Jouvance. I call up and 3 girls are working, Tania, Sonia and Chelsy. I go online and take a look at the pictures. Found pics for Tania and Chelsy but not Sonia. I decide both Tania and Chelsy look bad so I say to myself how much worse can Sonia be. Book Sonia for 1 hour. I get there and Sonia is with a client for another 30 minutes...guess some guy came in and stole her...really hate when they screw you on the reservation. Receptionist tells me to go into the room and that she'll bring the girls over.
First comes Tania. She's a beast and about 40 years old. Then they send Chelsy over and well she's probably a man. She's like 8 feet tall and 6 feet wide. I suddenly felt lucky that I got Tania since the next poor soul has to take Chelsy. Sitting there snickering about how much luckier I am then the next guy the door opens and Tania walks in. Ok so she's a cross between a rotweiller and rhinoceros but again I'm feeling lucky cause she ain't Chelsy
I know what you're asking yourself, why didn't I just get up and leave. Well they played a Jedi mind game on me and I felt lucky to get Tania.
So she gets undressed to go into the tub, at this point I felt like my luck was running out. Was gonna pay her to keep her clothes on. But I decide to be true to my name and be a dirty old man. So I grab on to those saggy old boobs and ride the wave and let me tell you she's no feather weight...waves we had.
I gotta tell you, got some good mileage of the rhino. She was entertaining and gives a decent HJ. She's definitely not a masseuse, more like a warn out SP.
So my recommendation to anybody going to this place, bring a blindfold and a forty of vodka.
Repeat, not a chance in hell. Actually, maybe during hunting season for warm ups
First comes Tania. She's a beast and about 40 years old. Then they send Chelsy over and well she's probably a man. She's like 8 feet tall and 6 feet wide. I suddenly felt lucky that I got Tania since the next poor soul has to take Chelsy. Sitting there snickering about how much luckier I am then the next guy the door opens and Tania walks in. Ok so she's a cross between a rotweiller and rhinoceros but again I'm feeling lucky cause she ain't Chelsy
I know what you're asking yourself, why didn't I just get up and leave. Well they played a Jedi mind game on me and I felt lucky to get Tania.
So she gets undressed to go into the tub, at this point I felt like my luck was running out. Was gonna pay her to keep her clothes on. But I decide to be true to my name and be a dirty old man. So I grab on to those saggy old boobs and ride the wave and let me tell you she's no feather weight...waves we had.
I gotta tell you, got some good mileage of the rhino. She was entertaining and gives a decent HJ. She's definitely not a masseuse, more like a warn out SP.
So my recommendation to anybody going to this place, bring a blindfold and a forty of vodka.
Repeat, not a chance in hell. Actually, maybe during hunting season for warm ups