Alden Club, a review...

[lois]

Stopped by Cleopatra's Spa the other night to see Nancy (reviewed a while back) and was told that she was working at the Alden Club (I think that's the name) It's close by, so I headed over.I am not sure of the street number 500 or 600 but It's on
Alden Road, Unit 16, it is east of the Executive Spa. Nancy showed me to a room and to my surprise there was no massage table, she said "it's different here" and I like different so I stayed. There is a loveseat in the room, a TV, a coffee table... Regular options apply so I took the BS. It was indeed a different experience, kind of like a cross between a massage, a table dance and my family room (not that my family room is decorated as such ) There was some massage but it was like your girlfriend/wife is doing it on your sofa at home, a bit of lap sitting and a finish sitting on the loveseat in the dark, side by side, hugging, watching TV made the whole thing into a very GFE. Nancy, in my opinion, is 19-20 Maximum, very heavy make-up, nice sexy dress and heels, nice smooth skin, well groomed, speaks with a very heavy Hungarian accent. On the downside and this doesn't bother me but you should know that she does pick-up her cell phone during the session (twice). She is at Alden only on Wednesdays so if you like the loveseat thing gotta get there on a Wed. Took a look at the other talent that's available there, mostly Hungarian but nobody else that I would try. S

 

[ted j]

Cool. Now this sounds interesting and is something I will definitely try. And Hungarians to boot! Woohoo! Great find, Stiff.

Anyone know any other places like this? And I thought the futon thing was cool?

Is this place on the same side of Alden as Executive or across the street (ie. old Relax 2000)? Regular rates, Stiff?

 

[D. (Da Dude) Danderfoose]

Same side as Executive. $120 out the door.

 

[rdcds6520]

I just re-read your post. Is the loveseat thing only in one room or all or them?

Hmmm, I could rent a video, say I want 2 hours, watch the movie with the MPA, it will cost less than a date with a regular girl, and I will be guaranteed to get something.

 

[charlotte s]

There are no massage tables at this place in any room.

 

[Pratik]

hfh has love seats in the rooms...has anyone ever availed thenselves of services on these love seats?

 

[Marilyn]

Hello Sarge,

Excellant review. I may try it out as I also work 5-10 minutes away. Couple of quick questions:

1. Is the $120 include the BS and door fee?

2. What are their hours (do they open during the day time)

Thanks

Hardman

 

[Frances]

$120 includes the door fee. They are open till 4AM but Nancy said she doesn't work the graveyard shift.

 

[Pompal 09.]

I couldn't hold back and had to check this place out. I thought I had done it all but this place really takes the cake! I have never had a more weird MP experience in my life. Walked into the room and felt like I was walking into a small apartment living room. Felt uncomfortable that there was no massage table there.

I'm glad you got a massage Sarge cause I sure didn't. Well, she may have touched my back by accident.

As for the girls. Um um um. I'm sort of speechless. One of the three girls was do-able and that's who I went with. She was sweet. The other 2 were rather scary.

$40 door fee and usual extras/prices for the area.

 

[Chariot]

Yes I have used the loveseats at HFH. One can certainly enjoy the benefits of the BS much more with that piece of equipment.

 

[Jason D]

I really didn't enjoy the whole loveseat experience. I prefer a futon! Seriously, I found it awkward.

 

[Godfather]

This gal Nancy seems to be pretty do-able.. as you guys all mentioned!! I work close too.. i bettter drop by after work.. doesn't anyone know what time does Nancy usually get off???

Porn-star style is totally my type man.. too bad she doesn't offer what i want... damn.. but i would definitely go and have a look at this hhotttie..

007

 

[Caps Lock]

I don't really recommend nancy for the following reasons:

She speaks very little english.
The session is quite short.
She has too much make up.
Love seat sounds romantic but not
that comfortable.

 

[Pompal 09.]

This sounds really good actually. Can't picture a BS on a loveseat though.

Does this place have a website?

 

[Icepath]

I wish.. too.. so I can check out Nancy!! BUt theree isn't that many girls there.. the best one i heard is Tia and Nancy.. and i've only tried Christina there..

Best option is to go and take a look... and ask them to show you around. and check out the size of those love seats.

007

 

[Dorf1701]

I have been to Alden a couple of times now - twice during the day and twice at night. The night shift is definately much better - the quality of the attendant is greatly increased. Tia works the day - she's very nice and attentive, but not exactly my cup of tea. She's a little heavy around the middle. The other girl I had during the day was a little better, I think her name was Ena.

But at night - both times I've been I had a girl named Gabriella. Very good looking (only thing against her is she is a clock watcher). She is exceptionally talented with her hands but she doesn't give massages very well, if you know what I mean.

The loveseat thing is a little strange, so you have to work to find a comfortable place. All four sessions were N/R, and the girls all made the couchs seem the most normal thing in the world.

Practice makes perfect.

 

[khalid]

Christina usually comes late.. she should be there around 12am tho.. if you wanna try your luck. But i would advise you to give Alden Club a call first coz she might not be in on that day. Its not her fault gettin there late tho.. b/c she usually take a cab to work and apparently the cab drivers always get the direction wrong.

007

 

[lemon]

I called late lastnite... and 3 gals were working there, Ilona, Gabriella, and Victoria...

I have tried Ilona and she is amazing.. and I heard from some reviews about Gabriella, she is suppose to be pretty hot.

Does anyone knows anything about Victoria? is she a new gal at Alden Club??

007

 

[Irish Girl]

Is there any pictures of the girls on the web?

 

[beastt.. :P]

The loveseat thing sounds real interesting (suddenly had a vision of couches at the Hat).

Since the loveseat is the substitute for the massage table, do they wrap em with plastic for ease of care? I can just hear the squish squish of bodies on the couch.