Alexis vs Roy....

[Pompal 09.]

Seeing as my dad just gave me 100 dollars cause I got another D+ on a mid term I decided to head off to IT. I decided to stop off at the Sheraton Hotel for a little drink before hand. I got there and grabbed a single seat table. I must have sat there a good 10 minutes before my waiter finally came over, but boy was it worth the wait. My waiter was a gorgeous spaniard by the name of Roy. I instanly knew there was chemistry between us when Roy flashed me one of those ' he my cornhole is yearning for your Rusty man meat smirks". Roy and I instantly bean gabbing like a couple of middle aged woman, I have'int expierienced such intense feelings for someome since I first saw Alexis eating Doritos in the IT waiting room. oy mentioned to me that he was getting of work in 10 minutes so I invited him to IT with me. Roy accepted my invitation with extreme pleasure.

When we arrived at IT,luckily Paige was available, so Roy gladly took a session with the persuasive Paige. I already had a session booked with the jovial Jasmine so everything worked out fine.

Jasmine was excellent as always,but I just could'int get my mind off of Roy. I even once screamed out during our session "mmmmmm I want you to spank me Roy, I want you to spank me like the naughty boy that I am." Thankfully Jasmine was cool about it and just laughed. As the session ended I knew Roy just might be "the one".

We met in the waiting room after and simultaneously said to each other "she was awesome but I think I want you". We instantly drove home to my dad's house and made sweet waiter love to each other, it was real special.

As I write this now I sit here wondering who I like more,Alexis or Roy? Alexis is an incredibly gorgeous and sexy woman who is amzingly enough probably more sweet and personable than she is sexy. Roy has that hunky Oscar de la hoya look, an incredibly talented mouth and the ass of a pre teen swedish boy. How can I possibly pick one over the other?

Roy will be escorting me to the massageplanet.net party on Thursday, so I'd appreciate it if you guys let me know who I should continue to see. I really appreciate this guys,thanks.

 

[aishahj1110]

He does indeed h dog. Roy and I watched The Simpsons and King of the Hill back to back on the Comedy network yesterday morning. This is gonna be a tough decision indeed.

 

[james h]

I know you're a good contributor to the board and very popular here Rusty but I have to say your sense of humour is getting to me lately.

 

[demnity]

This is no joke Sarge. I really dont know what to do here. I asked Roy if I could go see Alexis for bi weekly sessions while I date him,unfortunately Roy said " Im not gonna share you with anyone sweet meat, it's either me or Alexis". It's tearing me apart.

 

[KaNi]

I meant we watched the shows back to back,you silly willy. Our love making involved many rusty trombones, rusty baritones, mexican waterfalls, cock sucker cramp contests,etc.

 

[ali.a.j]

Just like I thought. A kid that doesn't know when to quit.

 

[Evilcharm]

Now I know that if you'd have used a couple of flugelhorns, or euphoniums
during your "head-to-head" (or was it back-to-back?) sessions you would not be torn between choosing.

I hope you used CLR as your valve/slide oil??


Your selection is simple:
Go with the person who's teeth are the whitest you've ever come across!!

 

[DANC3R]

Rusty, that is a thought provoking story. Roy sounds really swell. Maybe you could convince him to get a second job as a male MPA. This way, we could all enjoy his talents.

 

[Quizard]

This is a review board, I think I'm speaking for everyone to say your personal life is redundant.

 

[Bears Mom]

Daniel,

Im sorry you feel that way. This is MP/MPA related because the thread involves IT, Alexis, Paige and Jasmine.

Roy says he's interested in meeting all of you gentlemen on Thursday.

 

[Pompal 09.]

Sorry dude but the thread involves your mindless rambling, there is absolutley no value in your post.

 

[Stephenie]

Im sorry you feel this way Daniel. Can we still remain friends?

 

[robertsechenfen]

Man, it's always hard, when you are scorned for another man.

 

[LillianaKay]

I'm glad that you feel you can share this dilemma with your fellow hobbyists and be open with your sexual preferences. After all where else can you discuss these things, if not on a board which relates to something that is, as of yet, not acceptable within "society". I think being in such a position, is what makes, us, your fellow hobbyists, accepting of who you are as a person.

I think the obvious thing would be to try a threesome. You could gently drop hints about your feelings to both parties ( Alexis and Roy ) You never know, they both seem to be very open minded individuals.

Anyway, I hope you can figure out what is best for you. These decisions are never easy.

I look forward to meeting Roy again.

 

[Beth]

I appreciate your understanding Pool. As far as a threesome goes just dont see how that would possible. Perhaps Paul would let Alexis have a duo with Roy and I but I'm not really sure. I'm going to Roy's place tonight and we're gonna sit down and have a heart to heart. I'll let you guys know how it goes.

 

[cjporterjr54]

Rusty, you should take advantage of the great advise given to you by The Jaded One and Pool. This is truly what this board is all about. I think your D+ average can only go up with friends like these 2 "guys".

 

[Felisha S]

I'll ask Paul if it will be possible for Alexis to have a duo session with Roy and I. My only concern is that Roy might get too emotional and start getting angry at Alexis. If this happens, Roy will have to be dealt with. Roy knows I have intense feelings for him but one thing I wont stand, sit or kneel for is if Roy starts treating Alexis in a disrespectful manner.

 

[Sarah_bacc_in_action]

Rusty this isn't Patrick Roy we're talking about is it?
BTW...........congrats on being the first guy on the board to use the word 'cornhole' in context.

Craven.

PS- check out http://www.puckerup.com/anal_advisor/anal.htm
(lots of good answers to various probing questions)

 

[JadeMerik]

Rusty: I think that Paul would be an excellent choice for some couples' counselling. I'm sure it would all go well and end with a big, cuddly, group hug. But kids, don't 'camp' it up too much. Paul gets so serious!!!! You might just make him pout!!!!!!!

vvv

 

[PandaNinja]

Methinks the oxidation has reached the cerebrum resulting in loss of function.


Cheers