All Hail "Agnikanth"

[Nina]

• agnikanth can shoot a bullet with his teeth
  
  agnikanth eats iron & minerals for breakfast
  
  agnikanth's flip kick is the real WMD !
  
  agnikanth can flip the world on his fingers, and still pick his nose
  
  Guns don't kill people. Agnikanth kills People.
  
  when agnikanth gets mad, milky way stops giving milk :rofl:
  
  "when agnikanth wakes up, its always 6am in morning"
  
  Agnikanth did the first hen. It was all eggs afterward.
  
  Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Agnikanth.
  
  agnikanth yawns and tornados happen in texas
  
  When Agnikanth does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.
  
  when agnikanth jogs...the earth moves as if its a treadmill
  
  There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Agnikanth allows to live.
  
  agnikanth gets his energy directly from Sun
  
  Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story: Agnikanth once swallowed a turtle whole, and when he crapped it out, the turtle was six feet tall and had learned karate. Correction : Teenage mutant Agni Turtles
  
  agnikanth didnt go to any nursery or school to learn ABCD, he learnt it when his mother just thought of hvg a baby :holycow:
  
  Agnikanth was already literate when other kids of his age learnt to say "mama"
  
  agnikanth can have orgasm 100 times in a minute
  
  agnikanth was the only person with balls in his school.....................................he was in girls school
  
  There is no such thing as Orgasm, just something that happens to girls when Agnikanth sees them in the eye
  
  agnikanth didnt need rocket to reach moon, he just used to hop to moon
  
  agnikanth can make 1000 pieces of a thrown grape with his nails
  
  Beware of the train car which says "for handicapped". It doesnt mean the car is for handicapped people. It only means that it belongs to Agnikanth and you will get handicapped if you board it :fear:
  
  Agnikanth farted only once and the universe is still expanding.
  
  Agnikanth farts and the sun has a serious bout of sun storms :rofl:
  
  Arnold and Vin Diesel were the same guy until Agnikanth round house kicked them into halves
  
  agnikanth sneezes and the solar system has an eartquake
  
  agnikanth dont need deo, his body is pumping deodarant 24x7
  
  Agnikanth farted during his trip arnd the Universe and it created Black Holes:fear:
  
  The earth was flat until agnikanth did not like the shape any longer
  
  when rajni kanth, vijayakanth & agnikanth meet, nuclear explosion happens !!!
  
  Time waits for no man unless he is Agnikanth
  
  time is the only thing agnikanth doesnt have....for everything else...he has MASTERCARD
  
  Agnikanth doesn't shower. Showers are for pussies, Agnikanth only take blood baths
  
  When Agnikanth uses the public phone booth, he doesnt insert coins, the phone calls his contact automatically out of fear
  
  when agnikanth dives in water...all fishes jump out to fishtank out of fear
  
  agnikanth can run 1000 times across China Wall in 1 minute
  
  Once Agnikanth visited anda when he was still learning grammer ! Well you know what happened :lmao:
  

 

[Careeoffeva]

All Hail "Agnikanth"

Please separate my quotes from yours :rofl: :lmao:

All of these were posted yesterday on SB when Agni managed to tick me and anda off :rofl: :. So we tortured Agni for the next 1 hour. :hilarious: It was fun though with agni being a sport.

 

[Easerlala]

All Hail "Agnikanth"

omg :lmao::lmao:
No wonder Stephen Hawkings is still trying to decipher them :lmao:

 

[Gonzo]

All Hail "Agnikanth"

Yeh Rajni kanth tho suna tha..But who is this lallu Agnikanth :S:| :huh: ??? Never heard of him before :S

 

["N"saysable 1iric]

All Hail "Agnikanth"

OMG.. :rofl:

 

[Ste D (YNWA)]

All Hail "Agnikanth"

lallu Agnel :hilarious:

 

[jakey the mexican dog]

All Hail "Agnikanth"

OMG :lmao:

where is Agnel now :lmao: ?

 

[CooJulueei]

All Hail "Agnikanth"

All people Chulbullykanth has never heard of don't exist in the first place.

:lmao: :

 

[kiadealu]

All Hail "Agnikanth"

• When Chulbullykanth sings the whole universe listens out of sheer fear !
  
• Facebook was started so Chulbullykanth could find new victims :devil2:
  
• When Chulbullykanth posts something on your wall/scrapbook it is not because she finds something interesting about you but rather cause she has marked you out.
  
• FE is only alive cause Chulbullykanth allowed it to live.
  
• Safin was not thin by birth, he once encountered Chulbullykanth on a cold lonely night and shrunk out of fear :lmao:
  
• Saiyan lied when he told everyone he lost weight due to diet & exercise. He had the same horrible encounter as Safin. :hilarious:
  
• As you might have already guessed, Ryan was the first victim of the Chulbullykanth.
  
• Anda shifted out of India out of fear of reports that Chulbullykanth would probably visit India very soon.

 

[CarlG]

All Hail "Agnikanth"

: :lmao:...............

 

[tuefauvpiygibwekq]

All Hail "Agnikanth"

:fear: :fear:


:rofl: :lmao:

 

[ledgauhhaUg]

All Hail "Agnikanth"

:lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

 

[Pompal 09.]

All Hail "Agnikanth"

:rofl: :lmao:

Enough of the spoof movie ideas :

 

[deelell]

All Hail "Agnikanth"

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

:lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

 

[TherapyMiss]

All Hail "Agnikanth"

:lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

 

[**SIS**]

All Hail "Agnikanth"

OMG :lmao: :lmao:

 

[Rocks]

All Hail "Agnikanth"

Chuck Norris can kick Agnikanth's ass for stealing his abilities!

 

[akluis]

All Hail "Agnikanth"

^ Kick the directors Dabbai xXx Sheikh and Bald_Rider

 

[annmic]

All Hail "Agnikanth"

I doubt that ! some of the abilities are original you know :lmao:

Besides who's id is this ? Eddy or Safin ? Sounds more like Eddy

 

[Pompal 09.]

All Hail "Agnikanth"

There were few of mine n Yammy also