Overweight??? I thought I was at the stockyards!! I had a session there when i was a novice. This heffer approached me and so I thought WTF, maybe she gave a good massage, and I pay the $40 and leave. Well, she was strong, probably from ploughing the land in the old country, and she DID do a good job with her hands. Anyway, I turned over and said "just the muscles"
but near the end of the 1/2 hr she lifts up her top and exposes the 2 airships and tries to finish me with'em. So I do my best to comply, only for fear she gets mad cow syndrome and decides to terminate me by trying to BS me. I tip her $40, I leave, and on the way out I see this 8/10 blonde and think...TIMING IS EVERYTHING!! Where was she when i came in??
That was the day when I learned "It's ok to say no thanks"
PS, Ive never gone back there...just in case Bessie was there!