arbie is switching sides!!!

[Naturechick18]

Now that I have your attention :wink: Bwahahahahahaaaaa :twisted:

Let's do something FUN! I need inane fun thingys to fuel my chatting spirit so here we go....

What's the most twisted Xmas Carol title you can come up with?
Or better yet... some lyrics! (Colin, I'm lookin at you now 8)

If you don't know what I'm talking about and think I've finally reached the level of certifiably insane, here's some examples:
Jingle Balls
Ding Dong Running up my Thigh
Angel Really Gets us High

I'm sure you get my drift

xox
arbie.

 

[Victoriaaa.]

How about, instead of - I saw Mummy Kissing Santa Claus

I saw Mummy sucking Santas Balls.

No wonder they refer to old Saint Nick as the Jolly 'Fat' man with the big red sack!!!!

Instead of the Soup Nazi saying "No Soup for you", I think the Christmas Present Nazi will be saying "No presents for you Arbie" mpter this one, and maybe even me too. Remember also Arbie, that he checks his list twice and always finds out who is naughty or nice.

As Seal says - "We are never going to survive, unless we get a little CRAZY"

Bring on the Silly Season and maybe even some of the Aussie Babes can dress up in those sexy Santa helpers costumes and come and sit on my knee. Oh well, it nevers hurts to dream, the Government hasn't found out a way to tax those yet.

 

[Tristan]

Carol parodies

The best parodies of carols that I've heard were by Tom Lehrer in the late 60s. But it's sp long ago now that I only remember a few words. I heard recently on ABC late radio that TL went back to being a University lecturer.

Lines like:
"Angels we have heard on high telll us to go out and buy."

Other memorable reReviewains:
"I'll hold your hand in mine dear. I don't know why I cut it off, but I'll hold your hand in mine"

"The Hunter" and "Rickety Tickety Tin" are other nice songs of his. Have to get Auntie to play some of the Xmas one as they are probably the only folks with the records.

Robroy