Well, I TOFTT on an unfortunate night a few days ago. Bottom line: Don't waste your time.
This in fact probably was one of the worst massage experiences of my life. Provider was not as described, massage was lousy, and I did not leave happy.
During the massage she took breaks frequently to attend to personal business. Getting drinks, going to the bathroom. Wandering around. The phone rang endlessly during the session, on full volume. Note that all of this time was on the clock, and the massage was still cut short about 15 minutes early.
Somehow the massage was both rush & unrushed at the same time. She spent what seemed like an eternity rubbing parts of me that were not sore, and then literally spent about 30 seconds rubbing the entire rest of my body. My back & legs got about 15 seconds of attention, in a total rush, while my elbow got like 20 minutes.
Anyway, it was so bad that I actually went to the strip club and spent the rest of the night drinking heavily. Having to mourne the waste of funds expended when I could have gone to one of my regular places for a decent rub at least.
If you want more details, drop me a PM. Bottom line is I would highly recommend not going here. Her ad mentions many regular customers. Either I had a fluke horrible experience, or all of those regulars are retarded.
As a conclusion to this rant, I will once again ask why so many provides provide crappy service. Its not like we ask much. Give a good massage. Give the full time. Focus on the customer during the time. Tease a little. For the prices paid for an hour of massage, you'd think these things would not be issues but they always seem to be.