as an employee

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AS AN EMPLOYEE, * the biggest motivation is salary * the unluckiest thing is promotion without salary adjustment * the greatest mistake is to argue with your boss * the most demoralising thing is to receive salary late * the most pitiful thing is you did not get your salary and your boss ran away * the happiest thing is you become your boss' boss * the cleverest thing is you are late but boss doesn't know * the stupidest thing is you publicly say that you are lazy * the most common thing is - the boss says something but means another * the proudest thing is you sack your boss * the most pinching thing is you work hard but your colleague takes the credit * the most dangerous thing is to become a "two-headed" snake * the biggest satisfaction - sending e-mail like this during office hours!! heheheheheheheh....

 

[Cool B]

Nice :bleh:

 

[BestForumTeam]

good one ayeshu :rofl:

 

[Chance M]

so True
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[weareeBrema]

how to become a "two-headed" snake,