As the oversized bottle of Fleecy is accidentally dumped in the dryer.....

[kittyrat234]

These are the days of IT

Scene 1 : Waiting Room

Stacy : Hi there, can I offer you a cup of our imported still water from Budapest?

Rusty : Yes, actually that would be quite lovely. I need something to wash down these clover leaf tuna sandwiches i've been eating

Vanessa : Ooooooooh yaw, Rusty.It vill villy make zeee water go down good, yaw.

Rusty : Yes Vanessa.It really will. Oh damn!!!!

Vanessa : Vahts vong Rusty?

Rusty : I just spilled some tuna on the couch.Paul is gonna be pissed.

Stacy : Good going Rusty. Wait one second.I'll go get a towel from the laundry room, so you can clean it up.

Rusty :Thanks Stacy

Scene 2 : Laundry Room

(Stacy briskly walks to the laundry room)

Stacy : Oh shit. The 50 lb economy size bottle of fleecy is on top of all the clean towels.I'm never gonna be able to lift this. (Stacy yells down the hallway) BUILT BLOND GUUUUUUUUUUY

Built Bond Guy : Yeah Stace, what is it?

Stacy : Built blond guy there is now I could pick up this oversized bottle of fleecy.Can you pick it up for me? I need a clean towel.

Built Blond Guy : Why do you need a clean towel?

Stacy : Rusty spilled some clover leaf on the couch?

Built Blond Guy : Who the hell is Rusty/

Stacy : That guy eating tuna sandwiches on the couch

Built Blond Guy : Oh gawd.That guy is a real weirdo.I bet he's on something.

Stacy : Yeah, probably.So can you pick it up for me?

Built Blond Guy : Yeah, no problem Stace. Ohhhhhhhh crap.....ohhhhhhh crrrrrrrrap (Built blond guy loses his balance as he lifts the oversized bottle of fleecy)

Stacy : BUILT BLOND GUY!?!?!?

Continued.....

 

[Pompal 09.]

Scene 3 : Waiting Room

(Alexis comes walking out of the change room, where she finds Vanessa and Rusty sitting on the couch watching Cher videos and eating fig newtons)

Alexis : Hey you two.What are you doing?

Rusty : Hey Alexis.Vanessa and I are just watching Cher videos and enjoying some apple flavoured fig newtons

Alexis : Cool. Can I join you?

Vanessa : Mmmmmmmmm yaw, Alexis you can sit in between us

Alexis :Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Rusty :Alexis have you seen Stealing Harvard yet?

Alexis : Not yey Rusty.Why do you always ask me that?

Rusty : Sorry Alexis

Vanessa : Hehehehehehehehheheeheh poor Rusty

(Stacy come running from the laundry room)

Alexis : Stace, what wrong?

Stacy : Its built blond guy.He tried to lift the oversized bottle of fleecy and he lost his balance, and is now pinned under the botle.I need your help to lift it off of him

Rusty : Lets do it

(Alexis, Vanessa, Stacy and Rusty run to the laundry room, hand in hand)

Scene 4 : Laundry Room

Built Blond Guy : Shit. Im pinned underneath the oversized bottle of fleecy.You guys have to lift it off of me

Alexis : Do it Rusty

Rusty : Im gonna do it

Alexis, Vanessa, Stacy and Built Blond Guy : HOORAY!!!!!

Rusty: aRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGH I cant lift it its too heavy.

Built Blond Guy : What?????? You're telling me you cant lift 50 lbs.ou're such a fruit cake

Rusty : (Blushes) I know

Stacy : This is just great.What are we gonna do now?

Alexis : I know!!!! Rusty do you still have some tuna sandwiches?

Rusty : Yes.Why?

Alexis : The protein and essential fatty acids in the tuna will give you that much needed boost of energy that will allow you to lift the oversized fleecy bottle off of built blond guy.

Rusty : Great think Alexis. I'll go get the sandwiches

(Rusty runs back to the waiting room to get the sandwiches)

Rusty : Ok, Im back.

Stacy : Great now eat the tuna.

(Rusty eats the tuna)

Rusty : I feel really powerfull.Im ready to lift the oversized bottle of fleecy. Errrrrrrrgggggggggggaaaaaaaaah

Alexis, Vanessa, Stacy and Built blond Guy : HOORAY!!!!

Alexis : Way too go Rusty I knew you could do it with the help of the clover leaf tuna sandwiches

Rusty : Thanks Alexis

Stacy : Now that this is taken care of, lets go clean up that clover leaf tuna stain, shall we?

Vanessa : Veee shall. And after that, lets order some Swiss Chalet quarter chicken dinners and watch Rocky 4. Yaw?

Alexis, Stacy, Built Blond Guy and Rusty :...........YAW!!!!!!

 

[takeme2theXtreme]

I've read it 10 times and it gets better each time.

 

[Ewas]

I hope they get Tom Clancy to do the screenplay.

 

[Animefreak20]

you people are fucked!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[LillyB]

Rusty,

Everytime I think you have out done yourself,, you do it again

I can't believe I read the whole thing ( I actually left half way thru and came right back to see how it ended)

 

[Flaminblonde]

Hey Newbie......... Be Vewy Vewy Careful

 

[Michelle2love]

I agree with Original Batman.....

this hobby has really fried your f#$king brains.......

but you are very very funny.....i can't believe that I have read the whole thing, and will probably come back to it and read it again....

 

[luv2swim4evr]

I want the 3 minutes of my life back that I just wasted reading that.

 

[Bill L]

YAW Rusty.............

 

[Anni Apple...]

Stay tuned for next week's episode staring : Shauna, Jenna, Paige, Paul and the wild card who is not employed at IT.............................Roy "the waiter"

 

[Pompal 09.]

Thanks for cracking my jaded Tom Green face, Rustic.

Ya out did yerself on this one.

 

[No can do Obama!]

this is the bullshit that everyone was talking about in a previous thread...

 

[Vibe]

MMM61318


I AM NOT A NEWBIE! I have been a member since nov 2001 ........

OPEN YOUR EYES................


YOU BE VEWY VEWY CAREFUL!

 

[Pompal 09.]

If you dont like the thread do not respond to it. Hobbo guy you are like a child crying out for attention and knowbody cares.

P.S. Go over to tbills board and leave massageplanet.net alone.

P.S.S. Rusty can you send me the naked pics of roy you have.

 

[eli]

Thanks for the example, but I'm not sure what previous thread you are referring to.

Why is Adam West, who is obviously not a newbie, yelling ?

NB Robin really is the original boy wonder.

 

[Mesperanto]

Maybe he just came back from "4386 Sheppard Ave E Unit W2" and since he didn't get any sort of release he is ready to explode......

 

[VeganAlexa]

another handle for rusty?

 

[SIR CUSTAC CANT]

2sexxy - I expect more from you... you at least have some great legitimate posts...

 

[rjn529]

yo rusty!
What's with u and IT ????

I think u are Paul ( using another computer ) in your office, I know you have 3 computers.................

so spill the beans pauly........I mean Rusty...........LOL..........

busted My friend............. ha ha ha .............

what a ***** !