Avoiding suspicion at home

[Trust Me]

Hi all

I've been very tempted to try out an MP lately. My main concern is to keep the likelihood of detection low - avoid the proverbial lip-stick-on-the-collar. From my experience with SCs, the thing you have to deal with is the overwhelming perfume that clings to your clothes afterwards. In the MP, are there any such give aways? Scented oils? Is there a shower afterwards?

Sorry if this is a lame newbie question, but it's something I have to figure out if I'm going to give this a try.

JLB

 

[Wondering Soul]

If you are visiting an MP, take a shower afterwards. I have buds who even carry their own bars of soap. If you want to get rid of the smell of perfume, try filling up your car with gas or hang out with some smokers.

 

[hey_uk2000]

Have a show before and after.

Use your cologne after you leave. Should not be a problem.

 

[wolfgang s]

Most of my experiences are at top MP's and the girls there wear very light perfume, if any. Plus, they use unscented oil or those that have little to no odor.

Pre and post session showers are a routine at most places, so have a nice prolonged one at the end to get rid of the evidence.

 

[twisted_christer]

Eat some heavy garlic and onions.

 

[Laura W]

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- preferably AFTER the session, or your MPA might not even give you a session to worry about !

 

[johnsonjulie67]

I find I come back from a SC stinking of perfume if I get a lap dance.

But other than the scent of soap from the shower I come home from the MP pretty much evidence free. Keep some of your cologne or deoderant in the car cause it might seem strange if you come home not smelling your normal self.

Oh yeah and don't bring home a phone number or business card.

 

[M.3]

If you want to avoid getting into shit at home... be sure to visit licensed MP like Hands From Heaven Spa, Allure Massage, Steeles Royal Massage, and Platinum (to name a few). Smelling like Dove or Ivory soap in the morning and Kirkland Shower Gel (from Costco) isn't gonna tip off your mate. It'll be the drop in your bank account ($150/session) and a summons from a raid.

 

[Helpfull?]

The big smile on your face could be a giveaway so maybe take this plunge when your spouse is out...you can come home and have a longer shower and do some laundry if necessary. This could be necessary if you get a hug on the way out after you're dressed. Also during the session you could ask for lotion rather than oil. Chances are if you have dry skin you may have the same lotion at home and your spouse already accustomed to it's scent.

 

[sun8979]

Avoiding suspicion is the main reason that I have my sessions during the work day (I usually take an extended "lunch" break). Of the one or two times that I have had a session before I went home, I got into my car, turned up the heat and drove home. This way, when I walked in the door at home, not only did I have a smile on my face but I also had BO and when my SO got a whiff of that, she sent me straight to the showers where I got the chance to wash away all of the MP/MPA smells.

I know that this sounds disgusting but it works (and I don't do this too often).

Good Luck with the hobby!!

 

[cassandras_evil_sister3]

all I can say is...Im so glad Im single

 

[piscesram30]

Eat a bag of nachos, have a sausage or anything to make your breath stink, and walk in the front door with a big HELLOOOO!

 

[Bumble]

I second that!!!!!!! Being single you don't have to answer to anyone.

 

[Lost and Found]

My current favourite usually doesn't wear a lot of makeup but she likes to use glitters and very recently my SO noticed that shiny stuff on my shirt, luckily for me a good cover up story full of lies came to my mind right away so i manage to convince her (I hope so).

Some lower end spas use scented oil ,and it is virtually impossible to get rid of the scent even after the shower.And to cover that i usually smoke a couple of cigarettes with my car window up so the only thing my So can smell is the rotten smell of smoke.

 

[Tony Toni Tone]

I third that motion about being glad to be a single guy, of course in no way will I ever be on of those 60 year old guys married for 30 years and wandering into an mp right when it opens up

 

[steadyside]

Any scent you're going to pick up will probably come from the soap in the shower. I can blame that on the soap at work as I only make visits during the day.

What I also do is keep a bottle of Frebreeze in the car ... I give my cloths a light spray when I leave the MP.

This works for me because my wife uses it at home and in the car, so any minimal frebreeze scent seems natural.


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[Link0710]

Thanks for all the advice

If I get an opportunity to go for my first session soon, I'll be sure to post about it - although it wouldn't necessarily qualify as a review since I would have nothing to compare with.

And you single guys are right - you have it easy when it comes to hobbying!

JLB

 

[serena doom]

Hang out with some smokers and claim you were just having a beer with some smoking friends

 

[Pompal 09.]

Do your wife once or twice a week should help.

Depending on your age you may want to time your weekly
session with your wife the day before you visit the MP
when your tank is fully loaded.

If your regular MPA is a blonde having a golden retriever
which sheds a lot as a family pet might be a good idea if
picking up her hairs in your clothing accidentally is a concern.

 

[Glenn T]

Avoid a hug from the girl post shower. Do it before the hockey game or other sweaty activity. Get out the oil and apply it to the SO at bed time.