BAD BAD BAD

[sheloves_dablues]

It's been a while since I attended a MP since I had a bet with another massageplanet.net member - 40 days without a release

So I kind of made up for 'lost time' this week. My original intent was to write a small review of my mpa experiences this past week, but I just had a really bad experience the other night that I rather tell other hobbiest about....

Tiffany @B&S

I go in to B&S to check who is available and like all decent places, the mgmt tells me to have a seat and he will send the girls over. There were 4 girls and I already tried 3 of them. So I decided to try the new girl Tiffany(been working @B&S for 2 weeks), she's 5'4", dirty blonde, b-cups....alright body.

So I take a shower and wait for her to come. She enters around 8:50pm. We make small talk (you know how was your day stuff), then she asked if I've ever been here before....so I tell her I've been here once or twice before (23 times).....then I ask if I could have the BS session. She said, 'sure'. 10-15 mins into the massage, I notice she still has all her clothes on....and her massage consisted of rubbing oil on my body(non-exsistent). After about 20 mins (I had a 1 hr session), I ask if she would like me to massage her....she said 'sure'....finally she took her clothes off (except for her G-string). I asked if I could remove it, she was hesitant but said, 'alright'. So I massage her back for a bit and ask if she will flip over.....so I massage her front (restrictions galore) and didn't push for kitty play b/c she cross her legs(it wasn't that time of month if some are you guys are thinking that). I didn't really mind, what really bother me was that I notice her glancing at the clock above the massage table once in a while. Then I lay on my back and her 'slide' began with both her feet on the floor and rubbing her boobs on the right side of my body and then my left side (it wasn't very sensual). Finally she got on the table and use her breast rub my body back and forth....back and forth...very mechanical. Then I notice she kept looking at the clock above me....so I finally look thinking I'm over time....it's only 9:35pm...I still have 15 minutes left....I thinking WTF....she begans stroking it like there's no tommorow(causing some discomfort)....then all of sudden she stops and sez 'you are almost out of time'....I look at the clock -it's 9:40pm...I have 10 mins left....so I ask her, 'what do you mean, I have 10 mins left'....she acknowleges that she came in around 8:50pm, but she sez the shower you took before hand is included in the time...and then this was the kicker...."you been here before and you didn't know that"....all my previous experiences with the MPA's @B&S - not one of them ever told me anything like that and not one of them was a CLOCK WATCHER....so I finish off and grab a quick shower (9:45pm)...and gave her $70 (already paid $70 at door) and left....I have always given a tip to the MPA's at B&S, Tiffany was the first MPA @B&S, I didn't tip. It was such a negative experience for me.

Here are some other MPA's I had this week....

Sophie@SRM -WOW, she's my new fave at SRM

Sydney@B&S - had the good fortune to catch her b/f she left

Candy@Timespa - nice pretty girl- EBC type massage

A girl at a place that we are not allowed to review....pretty good

 

[Juan Carlos]

Congrats on "the feat", and welcome back Wrong Hole!

Sorry to hear about Tiffany, though... hopefully the others this week made up for it!

Happy Thumping!

 

[demon_man520]

I supsepct...no, I hope she doesn't last too long there. I hate MPA's with that kind of attitude. They're making about $100/hr. I suggest they get interested (or at least pretend to be) in the client's satisfaction!

Thanks you wrong hole, and massageplanet.net, that word will get around about her and perhaps she'll shape up.

 

[mars]

Thanks for taking one for the team bud.


Back Burner

 

[Tyko]

I once had the same dreadful experience a couple of years ago at where else but the Blue Lagoon. At B & S, you expect better. If I really felt it was an awful experience, I might just be diplomatic about it and tell her in a sentence my personal dissatisfaction (what's the hurry, my dear? Something bothering you? I have had better service before etc). If I am going to pay for something, I certainly expect more.

 

[Fancy Pants]

I have been to B&S many times and stayed with varies MPAs there. The clock should start ticking when the MPA comes in and not when the client enters the room.

I agree with your logic on tipping since the MPA makes the same from the extra whether she is providing a 45 minutes or 1 hour session.

 

[Mommy_of_3_boys]

Sorry to hear about your experience with "Tiffany" at B and S. I think we have all been there.

To Tiffany i have some advice, "if you can't take the heat, get the hell out of the kitchen" No-one here expects you to suck or fuck anyone, but, the clamping the legs together thing is a joke. You are in the sex industry whether you like it or not. If you can't behave like a professional, it's time to find another job. Only you won't be making $100.00 per hour ($6.85 per hour more like it) unless maybe you really DO have that law degree after all and are figuring you will go work at Tory and Tory since the MPA thing just isn't working out.

With Sydney gone, the place just won't be the same i am afraid.

 

[Ken]

It's interesting that so many MPA's profess to be studying or supporting themselves to eventually have a real career. Some may actually get out...but truth is, many won't given they'll never make the same kind of money they're making now!
My advice to MPAs, build a good rep and milk as much money as you can as before your tits begin to sag!