Be ready for the 3rd degree if you're a Studio Wet Newbie....

[callum the 3rd]

I was in town over the weekend, and suffice to say that I don't intend to return to Studio Wet after my experience Sunday night. I won't go so far as to say that you shouldn't go either - I only tell this so that people don't go in unprepared. In short, everyone should "have your ducks in a row" before you walk in that door. Here's what happened (as fairly as I can tell it).

I was greeted warmly at the door....but it all went downhill from there, unfortunately. Screening began at the door, before I ever saw a lineup (actually, I NEVER saw a lineup). She wanted to know my massageplanet handle....I mistakenly gave her my old ASPD handle first - but fixed my mistake in short order. She then proceeds to ask me who my last review was on. I told her that I didn't remember....but that I knew it had been about 3 months, since last time I did any review, I did two of them within a week, and my Premium access had just expired the week before.

In fact, what I said, as best as I remember it, was something like this...."Wow - I don't remember....(pause to think)....I know I did two reviews within a few days of each other - and that would've been about 3 months ago - maybe 4 at most - because my premium access expired just recently. (one more pause to think) Maybe the last girl was Star, in Missouri."

Well - Star was my SECOND most recent review - not my most recent one....so I was refused service.

Like I said - I'm not going to say you shouldn't go.....just do a little studying of your profile before you walk in - or you might get thrown out.