BEST MASSAGE PARLOR, 1ST TIME

[Ummar]

Hey guys, I am in San Jose right now, here till sunday, Friday is my last night, where is the best massage parlor to go to? Best sex, price doesnt matter....?

 

[Tearany]

Zona Blue.

 

[Soar]

For a first timer I think ZB is the choice. You will feel safe and many of the girls can speak english. You can read the reviews of the girls and make your choice.

 

[NOBAMA2010]

If you are looking for a massage parlor at night (ZB closes at nine, last call usually at 8), try Idem.

 

[Sooner4life]

First time?

I would suggest Zona Blue. It's a faded blue house at the corner of Calle 3B and Ave 9. It's approximately 2 blocks west and 3 blocks north of the Del Rey Hotel. Anytime between about 1PM and 8 PM should be good.

Ring the bell to get in. Head to the far back room where you'll find the bar and any number of young ladies sitting around.

Ask for Pamela. Cozy up to her at the bar and buy her a drink.

If you're really feeling "frisky" have her pick out another girl (I'm thinking Stephanie) and join them in the room with the big bed (might be #11).

If you can't speak Spanish get Jean, the new Chinese bartender, or Eddie, the American manager, to help you.

Be sure and tell Pamela it's your first time in a massage parlor! :twisted:
I guarantee, you'll look at life from an entirely new perspective.

Of course Rachel or Michelle will also take good care of you.

 

[Gtrgtrvtr]

Wit, what the hell are you doing unleashing Pamela on him for a first time? Very Evil, on second thought it sounds perfect.

Young grasshopper, take Wit's advice and search out Pamela. You will not be dissappointed!

 

[look]

And I would vote for the now returned Nica Michelle...The girl is great... Now, I would love to see her and Pamala together....aww, ten days...

 

[piezbufhiwpialehe]

I recommend the dynamic duo of Naomi and Natasha. I guarantee a mind blowing experience.

 

[........]

I am kinda embarrassed about going into the bar. Do I just walk in there, do they ask for ID and shit like that, or do I just walk in, pick a girl, and go to the room. How much spanish do I need to know? Also, what do I need to tell the girl up front, do I arrange with her, or the owner, or what?

-Evan

 

[avissa]

Evan,
here's a tip.
Write all your questions down then post them all in one post, not multiple posts in multiple threads.

Basically you walk in, pick a girl, go into the room, pay her and relax. They're not going to rip you off.

You can take a shower with the girl before and after, have a steam and/or sauna in some places (ZB and NF) and relax. These girls are pros. They know what goes where and why.

Yes, a little Spanish would help. The girls make very little money so be sure and tip for good service. 2000-5000 is a good tip.

Relax, there is no rush, they aren't going anywhere. If you don't see anyone you like you can wait to see who comes out of a session or move on to the next place.

I suggest you become a CRT VIP. That will give you access to a map that will show you were all the MPs and clubs are in the greater San Jose downtown area.

 

[lolaleigh]

What Witling said;

Seriously just go ring the bell, when and if they let you in (just kidding they will) walk thru the lobby and have a seat at the bar in the back. Tell the new bartender this is your first time and she should arrange a tour with one of the chicas (too bad Karole is gone she made my first visit so easy) have an Imperial or two or three (No Jaegger Bombs on first trip no matter what Ruffnutz says). The new bartender should help with questions or translations. Check out the chicas and after the Imperials have kicked in you wont be nervous. Try to get a well reviewed girl for your first time (Maybe Stephanie will come back) or Vanessa or Natasha (I think they are still there) Pamela might be a little much but hey some people like to jump into the deep end first. Call her over talk a little, offer her a drink trust me they know what you are there for. Then follow her back to room and take care of business. If good service leave a nice tip.

The best advice I can give is BUY A CRT VIP MEMBERSHIP and read, read ,read.

Oh also if any CRT vets happen to be at bar buy said veteran a drink the advice they give will be worth its weight in gold


Sammyboy :twisted: :twisted: :roll:

 

[reflexologist_bp]

Seriously, go to Calle 6/Avenida 5 and go up the stairs between Lilliams and Masion.

turn left at the top of the stairs and check out the babes in the veiwing room.

I was surprised at how many pretty ones were there.