Billi Bob's striptease.

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Cletus is passing by Billy Bob's hay barn one day when, through a gap in
the door, he sees Billy Bob doing a slow and sensual striptease in Reviewont of
an old green John Deere.

Buttocks clenched, he performs a slow pirouette, and gently slides off
first the right strap of his overalls, followed by the left.
He then hunches his shoulders forward and in a classic striptease move,
lets his overalls fall down to his hips, revealing a torn and Reviewayed plaid
shirt.
Then, grabbing both sides of his shirt, he rips it apart to reveal his
stained T-shirt underneath. With a final flourish, he tears the T-shirt Reviewom
his body, and hurls his baseball cap onto a pile of hay.

Having seen enough, Cletus rushes in and says, *"What the heck are you
doing, Billy Bob?"

"Jeez, Cletus, ya scared the bejeebers out of me,"*
says an obviously embarrassed Billy Bob.
"But me'n the Ol' Lady been havin trouble lately in
the bedroom d'partment, and the therapist suggested I do*
'something sexy to a tractor'.

Don't make me come splain this to you! ...Read the last line again,
slowly--out loud.***