Burst my bubble.

[alf the gardener]

As some of you know by now, Goodtime can be a shit disturber.

This topic probably been talked about but I don't seem to see it in my haste search. Few of us have a lengthy discussion about things that ticked us off during a session. Feel free to add to the list.

Mood-killers during a session:

For me, when a MPA tells me she has kids or husband. My rush of blood fades and sexy mood goes dry as my mind home in on the fact I'm messing with someone's mom.
Please don't tell me that, when I'm in heat.

Another is over-acting, like Goodtime, I'm never seen such...Yeah, just call me King Dong! Or too much of the Oh baby bit! Can be a turn-off.

I know others have mentioned being lied to as mood-killer.

Let's generalize and no names, please. Others can PM you if your guys must compare notes.

 

[RAINWALKER]

overacting is a definate mood killer....


nothing kills the mood more then some girl hammering your balls into the table while flatly repeating come on baby come for me... come on... your times almost up... come on....

cause nothing gets me off like bored women who hate their jobs.......


and yes... if they start talking about a boyfreind? its like "hey, in all fairness sweetie, im not paying you talk....." and as much i do like to hear about you, i dont like to think about the fact that im curently playing with some other guys girl... i mean hey.. i was raised catholic... heh.. man im going to hell...

 

[bjb123]

uuuh ... can I think abt it and get back to you tomorrow ? : )

ditto

#1 turn off :games.

 

[ChicoPedro]

About half way into the session, and I'm ready to increase my excitement I'm informed that "I'm on my period".

 

[katie s]

1.) Too much attitude, and you know what she is thinking ... "You lucky to be with me."

2.) Excessive talking just turns me off.

3. The "husband or kid" lecture is another one. There have been quite a few MPA's who have decided to share their life stories with me .... maybe I'm too much of a gentlemen. I'm at a point where I have finally learned to let it thru one ear and let it out the next, but just barely. But what I can't handle are the extra details such as "My son's age is ...", "My son loves to do this and that", and "I'm in this just for my kid". C'mon, I don't wanna know that !!!

4.) "Baby, why don't you get the BS option because it's just so much fun." Hello !!! Isn't it up to me to decide what kind of session I want. Some MPA's seem to get offended when you don't go with the top option. MY money, my choice !!!

5.) Not having a clue on how to give a decent massage or BS.

6.) Smoker's breath .... I can't stand the smell since I'm a non-smoker.

 

[Pompal 09.]

Similar topic's brought up not too long ago:

http://www.massageplanet.net.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=32363&highlight=turnoff

http://www.massageplanet.net.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=57312&highlight=turnoff

 

[Lance R]

Fark!

That happened to me once SB about 6 years ago. Totally blew me away when she asked me if I was free for lunch after the session. She took me to Mickey D's and asked if I could help her with her son's grade 6 homework

 

[bluemoonmemory]

Well, I suppose you can be thankful it was her SON'S Grade 6 homework and not HER Grade 6 homework !!! LOL

Personally, I find it quite amusing when MPA's tell me about their BF's, especially at the opportune time. One girl was telling me about the romantic dinner her BF had put on for her.... as she was cleaning "me" off her breasts after a Russian release.

Another girl compared my DATY skills to her BF's during the act. She gave me a nice compliment, so we got into some dirty talk about how we could "meet on the side" to satisfy her.

I find incidents like this amusing as hell, but then again I have twisted sense of humor.

The only time I get REALLY creeped out is if I feel an MPA is deliberately starting to play "Mind Fuck" with me. One time in particular an MPA was lying next to me, Mr Happy in hand asking me if I was IN LOVE with somebody yet ?!

Pardon ??

 

[Falling...]

And then at Mickey D's she breaks the news to you that that grade 6 boy is yours.

 

[sunnylv702]

Heheheehe. Good one.

 

[cody g]

Well I guess I should keep my mouth shut about you asking me to help you with your grade 9 math homework then.

 

[Wee Jess]

The worst part if that the poor kid only got a C....

 

[lucy lui]

1. Overacting
2. Bad acting
2. Bitching to me about their personal life
3. Visit from Aunt Betty

 

[xxdrzchulaxx]

Hearing the guy in the next room was definetly wierd - he was really loud and went on for quite a while...

 

[Mr Beaker]

^^ yup...for me it's losing eye contact and saying we gotta finish u up type of thing...ala she's not really into it.

 

[whay????]

once, a woman kept asking me questions about why she's having such a hard time installing autocad on her laptop
she said the cdrom was brand new, straight from russia

hahaha

 

[fancypantsy]

yeah, that's happened on occasion ... man, some of you guys are loud ... she kept hitting me saying "Don't listen !"... it's sexy when MPAs hit ya ... a true GFE.

 

[Ralishev]

Mood killer?

Accused of being the Flyingdgn and getting beaten up. He He He.

Bad acting really does it for me. Her mouth says 'Ooh Aah, you're so hot'. Her expression says 'hurry up and finish so I can go for my smoke'