Guess I took one for the team yesterday when I was sucked into seeing a new mp based on her ad on Kijiji and a brief chat with her on the phone...
The ad is: http://montreal.kijiji.ca/c-service...-Tao-Tantra-Eveil-des-sens-W0QQAdIdZ248628555 and it caught my attention. On the phone she sounded very nice and confirmed that a "lingam" massage was also included and that some people couldn't take the stimulation and hold it in while others could. Everything sounded good.
The location is on St Catherine East with ALMOST a shared entrance to a strip club (if you get the address from her check it out with the street view of Google maps) but it is indeed not connected to the club. Her "loft" was a bit tricky to find as in that building the numbers start from the top and work down instead of the usual down to up numbering.
She opened the door and the first impression was good... a little chubby but friendly and the place seemed very clean. The massage room was spotless and well-appointed. I'm guessing a shower was available elsewhere in the apartment but since I'd just had one I didn't ask for one (nor was one offered).
The massage starts with her applying some hot oil and chatting. She tells me that she does an intuitive massage and her hands felt quite good. But for the first hour and ten minutes (it was supposed to be a 90 minute session) she just kept pouring oil on my back and rubbing the same place over and over (and OVER AND OVER) again, then moved to my legs and same thing... over and over on the same spot before finally returning to the spot on my back and you guessed it, over and over again.
I have had many tantric massages in my life, some better than others, but with this one there was absolutely NO sensuality whatsoever and in spite of her raving about her own skills, I didn't feel there was anything intuitive about her style. The massage was good but certainly not tantric in any way and really couldn't be called therapeutic either as she didn't really seem to know what she was doing. There was also no teasing at all which was surprising considering she made a point on the phone of talking about the lingam massage.
Anyway, one hour and ten minutes into the session she asked me to turn around and I did but also sat up and said thank you but I did not want to proceed. She asked why, and I politely explained that I had been expecting a tantric massage as she'd advertised and explained on the phone and that up to that point there hadn't been a single element of tantrism or sensuality in the massage. Well she got quite angry and said she had over thirty clients who loved her massage. She asked me if I'd ever had a tantric massage (I've easily had over a hundred) and repeated that she knew exactly how to give a tantric massage.
Bottom line was that I got dressed (still oily - there wasn't even a towel in the room to wipe myself with) and left with her standing and glaring at me from the hallway. I'm glad I kept my cool and was polite to the end but I've got to say I really wanted to tell her that she didn't have a clue about what she was doing.
I think this is a case of someone having learned some key buzz words and using them to attract (one-time) clients.
Total waste of time and money.
The ad is: http://montreal.kijiji.ca/c-service...-Tao-Tantra-Eveil-des-sens-W0QQAdIdZ248628555 and it caught my attention. On the phone she sounded very nice and confirmed that a "lingam" massage was also included and that some people couldn't take the stimulation and hold it in while others could. Everything sounded good.
The location is on St Catherine East with ALMOST a shared entrance to a strip club (if you get the address from her check it out with the street view of Google maps) but it is indeed not connected to the club. Her "loft" was a bit tricky to find as in that building the numbers start from the top and work down instead of the usual down to up numbering.
She opened the door and the first impression was good... a little chubby but friendly and the place seemed very clean. The massage room was spotless and well-appointed. I'm guessing a shower was available elsewhere in the apartment but since I'd just had one I didn't ask for one (nor was one offered).
The massage starts with her applying some hot oil and chatting. She tells me that she does an intuitive massage and her hands felt quite good. But for the first hour and ten minutes (it was supposed to be a 90 minute session) she just kept pouring oil on my back and rubbing the same place over and over (and OVER AND OVER) again, then moved to my legs and same thing... over and over on the same spot before finally returning to the spot on my back and you guessed it, over and over again.
I have had many tantric massages in my life, some better than others, but with this one there was absolutely NO sensuality whatsoever and in spite of her raving about her own skills, I didn't feel there was anything intuitive about her style. The massage was good but certainly not tantric in any way and really couldn't be called therapeutic either as she didn't really seem to know what she was doing. There was also no teasing at all which was surprising considering she made a point on the phone of talking about the lingam massage.
Anyway, one hour and ten minutes into the session she asked me to turn around and I did but also sat up and said thank you but I did not want to proceed. She asked why, and I politely explained that I had been expecting a tantric massage as she'd advertised and explained on the phone and that up to that point there hadn't been a single element of tantrism or sensuality in the massage. Well she got quite angry and said she had over thirty clients who loved her massage. She asked me if I'd ever had a tantric massage (I've easily had over a hundred) and repeated that she knew exactly how to give a tantric massage.
Bottom line was that I got dressed (still oily - there wasn't even a towel in the room to wipe myself with) and left with her standing and glaring at me from the hallway. I'm glad I kept my cool and was polite to the end but I've got to say I really wanted to tell her that she didn't have a clue about what she was doing.
I think this is a case of someone having learned some key buzz words and using them to attract (one-time) clients.
Total waste of time and money.