Centre Sant
Went by here about a month ago. Haven't gone anywhere since, because it was such a turn-off.
First, the owner, (the cute ethnically mixed girl at the front) tries to tell me that it's $80 for an hour, $80 for options, and whatever else.
I say 'that's not what I was told on the phone. Give me my $$ back, I'm leaving.'
She reconsiders, I hand over my $$, and she takes me into a room in the back that smelled more like w**d than incense and it's pretty clear she has just knowcked off a j. She leaved me to shower, and after a reasonable amount of time, I exit the shower and get on the table, and wait. and wait and wait and wait and wait.
15 minutes later she comes in and starts massaging me gently and starts the light teasing, as I had made it perfectly clear I was not interested in the therapeutic aspects of the experience. Just as I'm getting interested in what she's doing, she stops abruptly and asks me to massage her for a while. I say 'sure' I thought, 'OK, this is cool.' That is, until she basically fell asleep on the table, and I'm sweating and starting to hurt, all the while still naked.,
Then, the finish, and it's mechanical and I'm dressed and outta there before she even gets out of the shower.
Looks 8/10
Service 2/10
finish 2/10
Definitely not impressive. Spoiled my birthday for me