Cheapest MPAs for basic massage

[SamJenkins]

I've been a casual lurker, not a contributor. This is because I don't live in the GTA, but I'll be visiting soon.

Here's my question, one that I can't find the answer to in the newbie posts or in searches: What's the cheapest MPA for the shortest period of time/basic service?

I don't want extras, I just want a massage+release with the lightest hit to my wallet. It's my impression that most MPAs are about $40 door+$20 tip for basic service, but that there's some variation. Are there any door fees

 

[whatever200312]

hey jaykay, what iwould recommend if u want "the cheapest" is your two hands. Not only do u save the room fee and the tip on top, but as well as gas money too.

i suggest u start stroking away from u (using overhand)- this will work those triceps, do it for reps of 10-12 for 2sets and then switch hands.

Next u need forearms like mine, so for this u grip mr.happy -underhand and flick ur wrist back and forth for about 10-12 reps again (alternating hands).

Before u know it jay, you'll have one of the most cheapest and fastest sessions ever!!!!!

 

[ChristianS]

I don't want extras, I just want a massage+release with the lightest hit to my wallet.

Well, a release is an extra, and you pay for it one way or another, you pay to play, and sometimes cheaper is better. Jack yourself off and save some coin
if you the cheapest of dirt cheap. Me, myself, I am content to pay for what, I want and need.

 

[littleme09]

Basic 30 min massage @ Wendy's is 25 for 1/2 hr.

A modest tip, as low as a tenner will bring about the conclusion you seek.

 

[12345]

Nice to see Lasslicker help out the newcomer, the whole point of the board.

Some big tough guy with 4 whole posts being a jerk.

 

[Tali]

i just think it's funny how some people don't know bout the massage scene-yet they know about this site-more like an LE type of question.

I had to learn the hard way. just my 2 cents. sorry if i offended.

 

[Ken]

hey jaykay, what iwould recommend if u want "the cheapest" is your two hands. Not only do u save the room fee and the tip on top, but as well as gas money too.

i suggest u start stroking away from u (using overhand)- this will work those triceps, do it for reps of 10-12 for 2sets and then switch hands.

Next u need forearms like mine, so for this u grip mr.happy -underhand and flick ur wrist back and forth for about 10-12 reps again (alternating hands).

Before u know it jay, you'll have one of the most cheapest and fastest sessions ever!!!!![/QUOTE

Totoally agree. Is this one for REAL?

 

[Micky]

Other than self service, there are ones like lasslicker suggests and I would like include Jun Jun Clinic on Queen or College locations. $40 for 45 min massage and release depends on the MPA. Looks aren't that good but the massages are professional.

 

[1992-luvinlifegurl]

*bump*

 

[Valerie X Account #22!]

You're really horny, aren't you?

 

[discodaug]

MP=Massage Parlour
MPA=Massage Parlour Attendant. There's a Sticky with more Fascinating Facts and Additional Acronyms at the top of most Forums. Have fun.