Chinese Torture Test

[AMiR]

A young man is wandering, lost, in a forest when he
comes upon a small house. He knocks on the door and is
greeted by an old Chinese man with a long grey beard.
I'm lost, said the man, Can you put me up for the
night?


Certainly, the Chinese man said, but one condition.
If you so much as lay a finger on my daughter I will
inflict upon you the three worst Chinese tortures
known to man.


OK, said the man, thinking that the daughter must be
pretty old as well, and entered the house.


Over dinner the daughter came down the stairs. She was
young, beautiful and had a fantastic body. She was
obviously attracted to the young man as well, as she
couldn't keep her eyes off of him during the meal.


Remembering the old man's warning he ignored her and
went up to bed alone. During the night he could bear
it no longer and snuck into her room for a night of
passion. Near dawn, he quietly crept back to his room
so the old man wouldn't hear, exhausted but happy.


He woke to feel a pressure on his chest. Opening his
eyes he saw a large rock on his chest with a note on
it that read:


Chinese Torture 1: Large rock on chest.


Well, that's easy, he thought. If that's the best
the old man can do then I don't have much to worry
about. He picked the boulder up, walked over to the
window and threw it out. As he did so, he noticed
another note on it that read:


Chinese Torture 2: Rock tied to left testicle.


In a panic he glanced down and saw the rope that was
already getting close to taut. Figuring that a few
broken bones was better than castration he jumped out
of the window after the boulder. As he plummeted
oward the ground he saw a large sign on the ground
that read:


Chinese Torture 3: Right testicle tied to bed post.

 

[Christian guy]

omg :rofl::lmao:

ps: TDG, please use better fonts and colour for text man These are just too hard to read

 

[TheGoldenGael]

:ashamed:

Just imagine the guy would go thru :suicide:

 

[xasycatro]

:rofl: Posted already in GNA

 

[ce_fowler]

good one................vry gud