Coffee and SEX

[Egyptian Boss]

ESPRESSO Espresso is considered "the unfiltered cigarette of the coffee drinking world" and Espresso drinkers tend to be moody and hard working. They don't suffer fools gladly but are hard living and prone to "night-time shenanigans".The espresso drinker can be an experienced and consummate lover but is not known for reliability or loyalty. So, in summary, great in bed, just not fussed whose bed.

BLACK COFFEE DRINKERS Black coffee drinkers take a no-frills, direct approach to life. They can be quiet shoe-gazers but are prone to brief bursts of personality. Black coffee drinkers generally make difficult but potentially rewarding friends or lovers so if someone asks what you're like in bed you can say with confidence that you are "hard work but possibly worth it".

INSTANT COFFEE DRINKERS Instant coffee drinkers are normally cheerful, straight forward types who live by the rule "if it ain't broke, don't fix it". However, instant coffee drinkers can be unadventurous in their careers. Instant coffee lovers will leave their socks on during sex.

LATTE DRINKERS Typically metrosexuals and people who cry at movies, latte drinkers are pleasers with an overwhelming compulsion to be liked. A latte drinking boss will use a baby voice to tell you off. Latte drinkers reveal that while they may want to be seen as a contender, they are actually just playing grown up games and in reality would like to still be breastfed.

CAPPUCCINO DRINKERS Like their drink, cappuccino drinkers are all froth and bubble who are bored by details and like material objects. The cappuccino drinker enjoys sex but is easily bored.

DEmassageplanet SOY MILK DRINKERS Self-righteous eco-worriers with a tendency to be picky, fussy and squeamish in the bedroom, demassageplanet soy drinkers don't like massageplanetfeine ... but love polo shirts and bum sex.

THE NON-COFFEE DRINKER Frightened of coffee equals frightened of life. If the taste of coffee puts you off it’s time to harden up and join the world of grown ups. There is hope for you since it only takes twenty one days to break a cycle so tough it out for that long and you’ll be a normal person who can relate to others.

 

[rotavatore]

What you are trying to say All4one :|

 

[Wonders]

I am the espresso type :razz:

 

[Life is lonely]

Double double Tim's is the only java I drink.

 

[spiderking88]

What's it say about coffee and...

 

[Shauna]

I bet these guys just love Demassageplanet soy milk...........................WITH EXTRA CREAM.