confucius says...

[szexbulrizzibheoy]

# man who drinks gets dunk
# School boy who messes around with schoolgirl during wrong period get caught red-handed.
# Wise man do not plays the leapfrog with unicorn.
# Man who walk sideways through airport is going to Bangkok
# Man who goes to meet girl in park, wants to park meat in girl.
# virginity like bubble: one prick, all gone.
# He who eat crackers in bed have crummy night ahead.
# Passionate kiss is like spider’s web; It soon leads to the undoing of the fly…
# Man with money to burn will find perfect match.
# Man who stare at ass…Get Crack in Face
# Man who lives in glass house should change his clothes in the basement
# he who go to bed with itchy butt , wake up with smelly finger
# He who eats jellybeans farts in Technicolor
# Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.
# Baseball is wrong. Man with four balls cannot walk.
# War doesn't determine who is right, only who is left.
# Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cathouse.
# Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.
# Man who run behind car get exhausted.
# It take many nails to build crib but one screw to fill it.
# Man who fishes in other man's well often catches crabs.
# Man who go to bed with itchy butt wake up with stinky fingers.
# Marriage is like game of poker. You start with pair and end with full house.
# Man who farts in church sits in his own pew.
# He who eats too many prunes, sits on toilet many moons.
# Elevator smell different to midget.
# Those who quote me are fools.
# Confucius say too damn much.

 

[pink]

yeah....too damn much unk: