Crazy Ass Joke

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Two doctors opened an office in a small town.

They put up a sign reading: "Dr. Smith and Dr. Jones, Psychiatry and Proctology."

The town council was not too happy with the sign, so the doctors changed it to: "Hysterias and Posteriors."

This was not acceptable either, so in an effort to satisfy the council, they changed the sign to: "Schizoids and Hemorrhoids."

No go! Next they tried "Catatonics and Colonics." Thumbs down again.

Then came "Manic-Depressives and Anal-Retentives" but it still was no good. So they tried:

"Minds and Behinds"
"Analysis and Anal Cysts"
"Nuts and Butts"
"Freaks and Cheeks"
"Loons and Moons"
"Lost Souls and A** Holes"

None worked.

Almost at their wits end, the doctors finally came up with a title they thought might be accepted by the council:

"Dr. Smith and Dr. Jones, Odds and Ends."


APPROVED!!

 

[Nicole H]

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