Different kinds of internet friendship proposals

[No Label]

will u be my frinedship with me? plz?Huh?? (ya sure)


im all alone and in need of frinedship and friends. (I'll gladly be ur friend if only you wud improve ur english)


helelo i want friesship with u. (that reminds me of kkkkkiran)


i want to be closed friend with u. (when were we open?)


i want 2 b frands with you. (yup frands)


i want to be close friendship with u. (then be. cuz im closed for you)


please reply me to me weather we r frinds or not? (then you reply to urself dear me to me)


behtarin....love...... can v b plas? (r we gonna fix a car? or screw some nuts?)


itne mast mails kahaan se laati ho love? can there be friends between us?and if frinedship is accepted. then.....
okkkk thunks. thunk u so muck that u become my freind!!!!!!!!!!!!!! .................do u have an a a/c in orkat?HuhHuh??
if u have plz sand me u r link.
(notice the space between u and r. it completely changes the meaning of the sentence. the sentence now becomes "if u have plz sand me you are link")

:rofl::rofl::rofl:

 

[Neighbour]

I don't understand why people type like this

 

[mtnhotte]

:lmao: :rofl: :rofl: :lmao: