Discount Massage

[TBone]

https://www.kijiji.ca/v-health-beau...ls/1446871594?enableSearchNavigationFlag=true

Has anyone tried her? I tried to book this weekend but she was all booked up.

Address is right near Grant Macewan

 

[Rubmegood]

You mean this one??

Offering Discounted Massage Services ☺ $45/60min $70/90min $110/120min For details, call or text anytime Contact no: 1 (306) 551-0693 Don't just live in a broken body Come rebuild, and find energy and freedom of motion in your life again

 

[TBone]

Yep, that's the one (I linked the ad in my post )

 

[ChaosFactor]

That ad definitely portrays "discount" alright.. no mention of being trained, a travel table and some type of body cream that could be sunscreen, can't wait to read a review.

 

[Albertaman]

Discount or not, it's the modern math that worries me. In business, we always offer a volume discount. However, this is just one of many ads in the massage field where the cost of each incremental time unit keeps going up, from the first 60m, the next 30m, then the next 30m. Am I missing something, or are additional goodies being added in, all included? Maybe 2 handles in the 2hr package... ok Albertaman, quit complaining




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[Albertaman]

Wish there was an edit function... frigging autocorrect...meant 2 Handies. Btw, the photo includes a partial shot of the pimp/manager???


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[Rubmegood]

Wish there was an edit function... frigging autocorrect...meant 2 Handies. Btw, the photo includes a partial shot of the pimp/manager???


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There IS an edit function. It's the little box that says "edit" at the bottom of your post after you post it.

 

[Rubmegood]

Yep, that's the one (I linked the ad in my post )

Yes, I KNOW you linked the ad but it always helps to actually copy and paste the ad because sometimes the ads get quickly deleted for whatever reason and you get a bunch of guys bitching and PMing you for the details.

 

[ChaosFactor]

Wish there was an edit function... frigging autocorrect...meant 2 Handies. Btw, the photo includes a partial shot of the pimp/manager???


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Yeah I saw the "pimp/manager/friend" in the background but I'm not going to jump to conclusions.
She looks young and cute though so I am sure someone will toftt
Has anyone tried texting her for details?

 

[Philgood101]

She posted an add a while back (few moths ago) and we discussed her a bit here.... I don't think no one gave any review or tried her but I remember texting her and she said I had to wear underwear for the massage so that was a big no for extra....

 

[ChaosFactor]

I texted her and received a response. Says she cannot give receipts, does not do anything extra and you must be draped on the flip, nothing about having to wear underwear.
She is kind of cute though

 

[Philgood101]

Yeah it was the first time she posted so she might have finally got that shy nature out of the way and don't care as much anymore. That good!
She is a cutie for sure....

 

[Deleted member 72001]

I texted her and received a response. Says she cannot give receipts, does not do anything extra and you must be draped on the flip, nothing about having to wear underwear.
She is kind of cute though

I look at the table and think to myself, ‘Could I be skewed by any bed parts if it collapses under the weight of my obvious SLIGHT FRAME’.

 

[ChaosFactor]

I look at the table and think to myself, ‘Could I be skewed by any bed parts if it collapses under the weight of my obvious SLIGHT FRAME’.

Those portable tables can hold a fair bit of weight and can take some rocking, so I'm sure it could hold your scrawny butt

 

[jake jones]

I had a time booked with her (Kaitlynn) for last week end, she cancelled last minute saying she had an emergency with her Aunt. She stated absolutely no extras and will require draping over genitals. Pass for me...I don’t like the BS last minute cancellations.

 

[Old Fart]

I had a time booked with her (Kaitlynn) for last week end, she cancelled last minute saying she had an emergency with her Aunt.
Pass for me...I don’t like the BS last minute cancellations.

Exactly. If someone has a heart attack, they can drag their own ass to emergency, right?

 

[michael garrett]

Exactly. If someone has a heart attack, they can drag their own ass to emergency, right?

what an asshole....what a complete asshole

 

[Old Fart]

what an asshole....what a complete asshole

HAHA, even though I have you on ignore, people keep PMing me about the humourous comments you leave.
For a guy who has an issue with me, you sure like to read my posts a lot. Need help finding the Ignore button? It's the one that says 'IGNORE'.
Anyway, I appreciate the compliment. Not sure why you are so nice suddenly but anyway, thanks. I try to be complete in all that I do.
Thanks for noticing.
Oh, btw, hows that parking lot thing coming along? Did you get help for that yet?

 

[UserNameTaken]

HAHA, even though I have you on ignore, people keep PMing me about the humourous comments you leave.
For a guy who has an issue with me, you sure like to read my posts a lot. Need help finding the Ignore button? It's the one that says 'IGNORE'.
Anyway, I appreciate the compliment. Not sure why you are so nice suddenly but anyway, thanks. I try to be complete in all that I do.
Thanks for noticing.
Oh, btw, hows that parking lot thing coming along? Did you get help for that yet?

Awesome Response!! LOL!