discoveries and inventions by men and women

[T.e.s.s.]

Discoveries and Inventions by Men and Women

Men discovered COLOURS and invented PAINT, Women discovered PAINT and invented MAKEUP.

Men discovered the WORD and invented CONVERSATION, Women discovered CONVERSATION and invented GOSSIP. Men discovered GAMBLING and invented CARDS, Women discovered CARDS and invented WITCHERY.

Men discovered AGRICULTURE and invented FOOD, Women discovered FOOD and invented DIET.

Men discovered FRIENDSHIP and invented LOVE, Women discovered LOVE and invented MARRIAGE.

Men discovered TRADING and invented MONEY, Women discovered MONEY and invented SHOPPING.

Thereafter Men have discovered and invented a lot of things… While Women STUCK to shopping.

Wat Women say and what they really mean

WAT THEY SAY WAT THEY REALLY MEAN
I heard a noise – I noticed you were almost asleep
You Want – You Want
We Need – I Want
It’s your decision – The correct decision should be obvious by now Do what you want – You’ll pay for this later
We need to talk – I need to complain
Sure…go ahead – I don’t want you to
I’m not emotional! – I’m not having a period
This kitchen is so inconvenient – I want a new house…and curtains and carpeting, furniture…
Hang the picture there – No, I mean hang it there!
Do you love me? – I’m going to ask for something expensive
I’ll be ready in a minute – Kick off your shoes and find a good game on T.V.
You have to learn to communicate – Just agree with me.
Are you listening to me!? – Too late, your a goner
I’m sorry – You’ll be sorry.
No – Yes
Maybe – No
Do you like this recipe? – It’s easy to fix, so you’d better get used to it
I’m not yelling! – Yes I am yelling because I think this is important.

 

[aADOLOo]

Men spend a lot of their time doing useful things, women on the other hand spend lot of their time wasting it and doing dumb things :rofl:
Say the obvious Ayesha :bleh:

 

[PBM seeking RWW]

WooowMen Nyc One

 

[Shay P]

funny one not bad ...... but a little more they have told about women

 

[donna tennessee]

Women were always stuck to shopping

 

[ncj]

What I don't understand is, they even come to the mall to shop underwear for their men :doh:

They enjoy shopping for men also :lmao: even for their undergarments :lmao:

 

[Caehildad]

^:rofl: true...that...:ashamed:

 

[Salmarnir]

^^ shows how lazy u guyz are :under: :snob: