Dispatch From Saigon

[Vamp]

Hi, Chaps:

Here in steaming Saigon, MPs operate an odd sort of template. Local bylaws, paying lip-service to the exorcism of hanky-panky, dictate that massage takes place in non-private space--that is, rooms with large windows and no curtains. And so it does. Only each studio has many halls and during the massage, there is neither sight nor sound of anyone else--yes, cunning privacy in a public space.

The template calls for a slim, beautiful masseuse to run up and down your back, jump up and down on your bum--works for me--and coyly, gleefully bring what she calls ""number one" to attention. This is all frightfully jolly and delightful until she negotiates for her tip, somewhere in the vicinity of $50 or $100 U.S., dismissing a healthy Toronto tip as "small money" and the performance thereafter skillful enough to shame a Bombay beggar. Let me just say this: Bring what you plan to spend, not a dong more, or she will get it, and get it all because she really, really is that good.

But you hold out, which she spurns, turning you over to her second. That is, a second girl--also lithe and lovely with skin like golden laqueur--taking a second whack at whatever money you might have. But this girl is more flexible, ultimately agreeing to what you offer even though it is decidedly, "small money."

From there on it, it's very fine indeed, with much caressing, teasing, giggling--she enjoys her own performance, and all the more when both of you know it's a performance--and finally a most pleasant finish with the Vietnamese beauty making a fuss over such a liquid display of maleness. "You so handsome.....

The cost of an hour-long massage with finish and tip is about $30 Canadian. On the other hand, you can drop into the Institute of Blind Massage and have a thorough, methodical one-hour-long massage for $3.50, a verygood deal.

Next: Phnom Penh, Cambodia. Cheers for now.

Nick

 

[YANGA CHIVAS MEXICO]

Nick, you bastard. Wish I was there. Make sure you pop into Apocalypse Now for a drink. Go late and you will not leave alone...

 

[PRELUDE]

Son of a ........

Sigh, Guess I'd brag too....

 

[lozzielaws]

The Apocalypse Now In Phem Phen? Is that place still around!! Hopefully they go a new pool table since I was there last over 10 yrs ago. Met a real friendly Indian who grew up in Britian and was working as a civil servant in PP. Great guy, who showed me the town.

 

[Annihil88torr]

You'll find PP and Cambodia in general a lot cheaper. Heart of Darkness should work for ya, lotsa free lancers. I hooked up with a deaf and mute one there which cut the chatter...
If you like the beach life head down to Sinhoukville, its in the Ream province!