1. I had an SP friend over for dinner. Chicken and veggies. Never give a woman broccoli and they do DATY.
She farted broccoli smell, and it's on video tape.
2 I had an SP friend over and we had gone out drinkin' TEQUILA. Well, she was performing on me, and I
started snorning. Oops.
3. Same evening, SP gets out of bed and crashes into my computer desk. The poor ladies leg was bruised
from thigh to ankle.
4. I'm spooning with an SP and let's one nasty fart rip.
5. LMAO. One time, I had a new SP visit my home. She walked into the wrong house. Said hi and asked
which one of you boys called for me. LMAO, OOPS! My neighbour called me as the lady was walking
across LOL. That was priceless.
6. On an weekend adventure with my ATF, she was putting on her make-up, and I just couldn't wait
any longer, so I went into the rather large bathroom and took a brutal dump. The lady said, "Christ, we
are like a married couple." So, I said, okay wanna wipe my arse?