Emma - Swedish Touch

[Tublet Cuddle Punch]

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Swedish Touch Relaxation Massage
5A-1815 27 Ave NE
403 717 0766 ‎


Heard through the grapevine that Swedish Touch had a door rate of $35 for half hour massage. With the going rate $40 elsewhere for the half hour I used my savings for the bus ride over.

It was after hours so the parking lot was desolate and I was able to walk in without anyone eyeing me up. There really isn't a big sign on the door. Just a little one with the hours beside the OPEN sign. Open it was.

Opened the door and was greeted by Emma. She was 30 something. Average build. 145 or so. But that's me just guessing. She was talkative and I was soon paying the door fee and getting naked on the table.

Waited for a few and she was back in the room offering oil, powder, lotion, lard, and pudding. I chose the lotion. It rubs the lotion on it's skin. And it felt good. No hose again for me.

There was a half decent massage with some teasing. There was the grazing of the boys so I knew I was in business. Lucky I brought along 4 Queen Elizabeth's to the party. They know how to party and with their skills they were getting me a topless HJ.

Throughout the massage Emma was talkative. She seemed to have a fair bit of energy to keep talking. She seemed to have a bit of a cold as well. I didn't need to know about the symptoms and her treatment for it. I blocked it out and concentrated on the upcoming festivities. I flipped over and she started up the massage again. We decided on the topless release. As an added bonus I was treated to some 5 'o' clock shadow as she raised up her arms to remove her top. Yeah for me. My fave.

Putting that aside and getting back to the task at hand......or should I say in hand. Her hand.

Out came the oil. Good temperature and a liberal amount. Soon I was about to finish and she realized this. She sped up which was good but she then changed the angle and ferocity of her grip. Don't point it down like that. That's not right. Well it was too late I was shooting. Shooting and trying to stifle the discomfort of the last minute direction/ grip change. I probably would have been better off if she let go just as I came. It wouldn't have hurt as much.

I was offered a shower which I declined. Why shower when I'm just heading back on the bus? A few hot towels and a wipedown and I was finished.



I Am.

Grabbing An Icepack.

SlimShady.

 

[Dadeo]

Your reviews are always so entertaining.

 

[aquaninja]

While thoroughly entertaining, this review points out something that I've experienced, as well. I've experienced extreme discomfort when a lady changes the angle and even constricts the hose too tightly. There's a reason why it is pointing in the original direction.

And it is also very difficult to communicate when the orgasm hits that there is some discomfort. Nor is it something that I've ever felt needed to be discussed in detail before hand.

That Slim - always so topical.

 

[Ex-Cop on Final Bust]

you certainly are getting around you sly dog! I don't think there is anyone who was visited so many different massage places.

 

[Expressyourself]

Great post slim... Keep you rod facing the right way!

 

[MayDay Parade (3]

Just about peed my pants reading another review by Slim. LMAO

 

[Vibe]

I had the same experience the last time I saw Oshi. She thought I was groaning in ecstasy but it was in agony.

 

[MUFFINATOR.]

I've seen Emma quite a bit over the years. She's more 40 to 45 for age. Short in height but well put together.She used to work downtown at 10 Ave but has been in the NE for about a year.
Max fee is $.2 for NHJ. No more than this ever on the menu. You know you've come to the right place when you are still lying face down and the first thing she does on coming into the room is to spread your legs far and wide. Why can"t all the girls do this?

 

[Unregistered]

Emma has left Swedish Touch. Where is she now?