End of year - Flirt review dump

[Thorin]

Another year is gone and it’s time for me to reminisce (to the best of my recollection) and share my experiences at massage parlours.

Every review is subjective, and this is the reason why I like to point out what I like in a session:

I value service over looks. Yes, I want to be with a hot beautiful lady, but I will always prioritize service level over looks.

I enjoy sessions with lots of kissing (dfk is my number 1 choice, and I will also enjoy lfk as long as is passionate and consistent). I love teasing during the massage, and also a nice body slide (as long as it doesn’t feel mechanic). Body slide is amazing when it just “flows”, and doesn’t feel rehearsed.

And lastly, I love full make out sessions, no massage, just making out

To make it easier to read, I’ll separate the MPAs in three tiers:

Gold Tier

They check every item I like. I will actively look for their names in the schedule. Their sessions are amazing and it is the type of girls you can't get enough. These girls are (typically) consistent in their service level.

Silver Tier

They check some of the items I enjoy, and the ones they do, they do it great. They are only a few items away from the Gold Tier. I wouldn't mind repeating, but they are not my first choice. Enjoyable sessions overall with room for improvement.

Crypto currency Tier

Girls on this tier make you feel robbed after walking out the parlour. Terrible sessions that make you question why did you go in the first place. These sessions are a waste of time and money. These are my “never again” girls.

I know that three tiers is quite broad, so I’ll try to point out if a girl barely made it to a tier and why (adding more tiers may over complicate the review).

Disclaimer:

- I know the title says “Flirt” but I will include one girl from the following parlours: Muse, Elevate, Premier. The rest of the review will be mainly on Flirt since is the place I frequent the most. All girls are from Flirt unless otherwise indicated

- FS was not requested, nor offered let alone provided.

- Girls on each tier added in no particular order.

Crypto currency Tier

Elsa

A terrible experience. An uninspired massage, no teasing, no kissing and not even a conversation. She was totally uninterested during our session. I get it, she is only doing her job, but it doesn’t have to be that obvious. I rather stay home and give my self pleasure for that matter.

Kylie

I found her very attractive. Sadly, that’s where it ends. Mechanical massage, un inspired session. She did engage in a conversation but it felt forced. No kissing, no teasing. I asked if DATY was available and she said yes. We were in a 69 position with her on top, and when I moved to start eating her kitty, she would start to pull away, I mean, just say no to DATY instead of such an awkward scenario. It honestly felt like a girl trying very hard to let you know you are in the “friend zone”. Never again.

Alexis

Physically, NMCOT. She has piercings and a spinner body. I read a good review, so I was hoping at least a Silver Tier session. It was just a forgettable session.

Salma - Premier

I was wondering if she should be in the Silver Tier but when I asked my self if I would see her again, it was an easy no.

She was my first and only experience at Premier (location is way too far for me). I had read some really good reviews. I declined her suggestions. The session was “passable”. Some teasing with the massage, almost no kissing, just brief lfk and even then I could tell she was avoiding any kissing. She stopped mid session to go to the bathroom (huge turn off). Then she asked me to give her a massage which I usually don’t mind when the session is a passionate one, but in this session it felt more like a drag tbh. I don’t know if me not partaking in her suggestions was a factor. I was expecting a better experience and even though the session was not terrible it left me somewhat disappointed. Maybe she was having a bad day, who knows. Maybe another session would make me change my mind to promote her to a different tier, but I don’t feel inclined to book her again.

Lea

Another uninspired session. I also saw her because of a review I read. She uses a lot (a LOT) of oil. The massage had no teasing, it just felt mechanical.

Lola

I had some hope with Lola. I found her gorgeous with a banging body (I was mesmerized with her body type). First time I saw her was either at the end of 2021 or beginning of 2022. The session had some nice body slide, a bit of teasing and zero kissing. I thought that with the pandemic so close she might have been holding back.

Gave her another chance this year and I was disappointed. The body slide and massage felt quite vanilla. With some nice teasing she could have make it to the Silver tier. I didn’t feel “robbed” after our las session but it was disappointing.

Silver Tier

Natalie

Beautiful tall black woman. A very enjoyable session. She gave me a really good massage (really good) with nice teasing. Very limited lfk. I don’t recall any DATY or digits. Still, an enjoyable session.

Eve

I’ve commented regarding Eve in other threads. My first session with her was amazing, a Gold tier session by far. Passionate making out, she was grabbing on to me like there was no tomorrow, passionate DFK, passionate touching, plenty of DATY, digits. However, each session has been a little less enjoyable than the last one. It has been a slow and steady decline (I’ve seen her multiple times).

The lasts few sessions with her were enjoyable, but not even close to those sessions at the beginning.

Marley

My last session of the year, I just posted a review (which inspired me to write this dump review). A nice beautiful girl. Enjoyable session, a nice massage with nice teasing.DATY was available and it was well received. No kissing (just some pecking). If she’d offered dfk she would be in the Gold Tier.

Jenny

Beautiful blonde girl. I enjoy my sessions with her. Very nice massage with amazing teasing. Nice lfk. After the massage she will laid next to me to make out. DATY is available. Overall, an enjoyable experience. DFK would put her in the Golden tier easily.

Blake

A very similar experience as Jenny’s. She also laid next to me to make out (lfk only). DATY also available. She has a body type that drives me crazy, with a pair of glorious breasts. DFK and/or a service level like Plum (damn she was amazing) would put her in my top 3, easily.

Krystal

Saw her early in the year. It was an enjoyable session with lfk, a nice massage, SFT. It felt a very “Jenny like” session. I don’t remember too many details but I did enjoy the session.

Zina

Beautiful Asian girl. An enjoyable session with a nice massage, nice teasing and really good conversation. Her body slide is pretty good. Only LFK is available. A passionate LFK or DFK would easily put her in the Golden Tier. Overall, an enjoyable experience.

Leena

It was a nice session that didn’t leave up to the expectations of the reviews I read about her. I remember reading a review claiming she offered BLS and while I was not expecting BLS I was expecting a Gold Tier experience. However, it wasn’t. It was still an enjoyable experience. Nice massage and teasing. Limited lfk, and I can’t remember if digits and DATY were available (sorry guys).

Golden Tier

Darcy

Amazing experience. I took the plunge (since no reviews were available) and it really paid off. An amazing session with a great body slide. It felt like she was wrapping around me. Passionate lfk (even though I prefer dfk, I can’t complain about her lfk), a lot of teasing. Her moves, the kissing, the caressing. DATY was great. I had to delete a paragraph because I was starting to give too many details (lol). It was an amazing experience and I can’t wait to repeat.

Helia - Muse

The only girl that makes me go to Muse which makes me sad because I used to frequent Muse some time ago. The service level has declined and I already had my fair share of disappointing experiences at Muse.

Helia provides an amazing body slide with lots of teasing. Great and passionate lfk with subtle hints of dfk. I’ve seen her multiple times. She allows digits (just clit and outside rubbing). DATY is very inconsistent, some times she will allow it, sometimes she is hesitant at first and then allow it and sometimes she just says no. Not a dealbreaker. Overall, always a great experience.

Yustina

I’m surprised that there aren’t too many reviews about her. My sessions with her are full make out sessions. Lots of passionate DFK, digits and DATY. I’ve seen her multiple times and she keeps a consistent service level.

Bella

A well reviewed MPA in this board and with good reason. Great DFK, great massage with a lot of teasing. Always a great session.

Veronica

A very “Bella like” session, though I think she takes it up a notch in terms of passion. Plenty DFK, amazing teasing. I found her very attractive.

Indigo

A very passionate session, with plenty of DFK. She is a firecracker. She pressed her body against mine in an amazing body slide during our make out session.


Fae

I took a plunge with Fae and I was pleasantly surprised. I had one of the most intense sessions ever, with lots (I mean lots) of DFK. Amazing teasing and body slide. She welcomed digits in their full extent and DATY was well received. If she had offered extras I’d have say yes without thinking twice. Just amazing.

Farrah - Elevate (aka Mia Flirt)

She is just amazing. She excels in everything I enjoy in a session. Full make out session with DFK from the start, an amazing kitty. DATY is always well received. Is like she could read my mind. On top of that, she is a very nice girl, down to earth that knows how to make you feel like a king. I’ve heard she opened up her menu now that she is at Elevate but I haven’t confirmed. If that’s the case, I’d be willing to partake (something I never do at a massage parlour).
For the love of god guys, treat her well.

Happy Holidays! Can’t wait to hear your reviews.

Always be respectful to MPAs. Treat them well, even if you had a poor experience, and don’t get obsessed when they are making you feel like a king (is their job to do so).

 

[Lalallala]

Thanks for this. Our preferences in sessions are pretty close. I haven't been with a black woman in almost 30 years, but she was pretty awesome. Thank you for putting that thought back on my radar.

 

[Alex8789]

Another year is gone and it’s time for me to reminisce (to the best of my recollection) and share my experiences at massage parlours.

Every review is subjective, and this is the reason why I like to point out what I like in a session:

I value service over looks. Yes, I want to be with a hot beautiful lady, but I will always prioritize service level over looks.

I enjoy sessions with lots of kissing (dfk is my number 1 choice, and I will also enjoy lfk as long as is passionate and consistent). I love teasing during the massage, and also a nice body slide (as long as it doesn’t feel mechanic). Body slide is amazing when it just “flows”, and doesn’t feel rehearsed.

And lastly, I love full make out sessions, no massage, just making out

To make it easier to read, I’ll separate the MPAs in three tiers:

Gold Tier

They check every item I like. I will actively look for their names in the schedule. Their sessions are amazing and it is the type of girls you can't get enough. These girls are (typically) consistent in their service level.

Silver Tier

They check some of the items I enjoy, and the ones they do, they do it great. They are only a few items away from the Gold Tier. I wouldn't mind repeating, but they are not my first choice. Enjoyable sessions overall with room for improvement.

Crypto currency Tier

Girls on this tier make you feel robbed after walking out the parlour. Terrible sessions that make you question why did you go in the first place. These sessions are a waste of time and money. These are my “never again” girls.

I know that three tiers is quite broad, so I’ll try to point out if a girl barely made it to a tier and why (adding more tiers may over complicate the review).

Disclaimer:

- I know the title says “Flirt” but I will include one girl from the following parlours: Muse, Elevate, Premier. The rest of the review will be mainly on Flirt since is the place I frequent the most. All girls are from Flirt unless otherwise indicated

- FS was not requested, nor offered let alone provided.

- Girls on each tier added in no particular order.

Crypto currency Tier

Elsa

A terrible experience. An uninspired massage, no teasing, no kissing and not even a conversation. She was totally uninterested during our session. I get it, she is only doing her job, but it doesn’t have to be that obvious. I rather stay home and give my self pleasure for that matter.

Kylie

I found her very attractive. Sadly, that’s where it ends. Mechanical massage, un inspired session. She did engage in a conversation but it felt forced. No kissing, no teasing. I asked if DATY was available and she said yes. We were in a 69 position with her on top, and when I moved to start eating her kitty, she would start to pull away, I mean, just say no to DATY instead of such an awkward scenario. It honestly felt like a girl trying very hard to let you know you are in the “friend zone”. Never again.

Alexis

Physically, NMCOT. She has piercings and a spinner body. I read a good review, so I was hoping at least a Silver Tier session. It was just a forgettable session.

Salma - Premier

I was wondering if she should be in the Silver Tier but when I asked my self if I would see her again, it was an easy no.

She was my first and only experience at Premier (location is way too far for me). I had read some really good reviews. I declined her suggestions. The session was “passable”. Some teasing with the massage, almost no kissing, just brief lfk and even then I could tell she was avoiding any kissing. She stopped mid session to go to the bathroom (huge turn off). Then she asked me to give her a massage which I usually don’t mind when the session is a passionate one, but in this session it felt more like a drag tbh. I don’t know if me not partaking in her suggestions was a factor. I was expecting a better experience and even though the session was not terrible it left me somewhat disappointed. Maybe she was having a bad day, who knows. Maybe another session would make me change my mind to promote her to a different tier, but I don’t feel inclined to book her again.

Lea

Another uninspired session. I also saw her because of a review I read. She uses a lot (a LOT) of oil. The massage had no teasing, it just felt mechanical.

Lola

I had some hope with Lola. I found her gorgeous with a banging body (I was mesmerized with her body type). First time I saw her was either at the end of 2021 or beginning of 2022. The session had some nice body slide, a bit of teasing and zero kissing. I thought that with the pandemic so close she might have been holding back.

Gave her another chance this year and I was disappointed. The body slide and massage felt quite vanilla. With some nice teasing she could have make it to the Silver tier. I didn’t feel “robbed” after our las session but it was disappointing.

Silver Tier

Natalie

Beautiful tall black woman. A very enjoyable session. She gave me a really good massage (really good) with nice teasing. Very limited lfk. I don’t recall any DATY or digits. Still, an enjoyable session.

Eve

I’ve commented regarding Eve in other threads. My first session with her was amazing, a Gold tier session by far. Passionate making out, she was grabbing on to me like there was no tomorrow, passionate DFK, passionate touching, plenty of DATY, digits. However, each session has been a little less enjoyable than the last one. It has been a slow and steady decline (I’ve seen her multiple times).

The lasts few sessions with her were enjoyable, but not even close to those sessions at the beginning.

Marley

My last session of the year, I just posted a review (which inspired me to write this dump review). A nice beautiful girl. Enjoyable session, a nice massage with nice teasing.DATY was available and it was well received. No kissing (just some pecking). If she’d offered dfk she would be in the Gold Tier.

Jenny

Beautiful blonde girl. I enjoy my sessions with her. Very nice massage with amazing teasing. Nice lfk. After the massage she will laid next to me to make out. DATY is available. Overall, an enjoyable experience. DFK would put her in the Golden tier easily.

Blake

A very similar experience as Jenny’s. She also laid next to me to make out (lfk only). DATY also available. She has a body type that drives me crazy, with a pair of glorious breasts. DFK and/or a service level like Plum (damn she was amazing) would put her in my top 3, easily.

Krystal

Saw her early in the year. It was an enjoyable session with lfk, a nice massage, SFT. It felt a very “Jenny like” session. I don’t remember too many details but I did enjoy the session.

Zina

Beautiful Asian girl. An enjoyable session with a nice massage, nice teasing and really good conversation. Her body slide is pretty good. Only LFK is available. A passionate LFK or DFK would easily put her in the Golden Tier. Overall, an enjoyable experience.

Leena

It was a nice session that didn’t leave up to the expectations of the reviews I read about her. I remember reading a review claiming she offered BLS and while I was not expecting BLS I was expecting a Gold Tier experience. However, it wasn’t. It was still an enjoyable experience. Nice massage and teasing. Limited lfk, and I can’t remember if digits and DATY were available (sorry guys).

Golden Tier

Darcy

Amazing experience. I took the plunge (since no reviews were available) and it really paid off. An amazing session with a great body slide. It felt like she was wrapping around me. Passionate lfk (even though I prefer dfk, I can’t complain about her lfk), a lot of teasing. Her moves, the kissing, the caressing. DATY was great. I had to delete a paragraph because I was starting to give too many details (lol). It was an amazing experience and I can’t wait to repeat.

Helia - Muse

The only girl that makes me go to Muse which makes me sad because I used to frequent Muse some time ago. The service level has declined and I already had my fair share of disappointing experiences at Muse.

Helia provides an amazing body slide with lots of teasing. Great and passionate lfk with subtle hints of dfk. I’ve seen her multiple times. She allows digits (just clit and outside rubbing). DATY is very inconsistent, some times she will allow it, sometimes she is hesitant at first and then allow it and sometimes she just says no. Not a dealbreaker. Overall, always a great experience.

Yustina

I’m surprised that there aren’t too many reviews about her. My sessions with her are full make out sessions. Lots of passionate DFK, digits and DATY. I’ve seen her multiple times and she keeps a consistent service level.

Bella

A well reviewed MPA in this board and with good reason. Great DFK, great massage with a lot of teasing. Always a great session.

Veronica

A very “Bella like” session, though I think she takes it up a notch in terms of passion. Plenty DFK, amazing teasing. I found her very attractive.

Indigo

A very passionate session, with plenty of DFK. She is a firecracker. She pressed her body against mine in an amazing body slide during our make out session.


Fae

I took a plunge with Fae and I was pleasantly surprised. I had one of the most intense sessions ever, with lots (I mean lots) of DFK. Amazing teasing and body slide. She welcomed digits in their full extent and DATY was well received. If she had offered extras I’d have say yes without thinking twice. Just amazing.

Farrah - Elevate (aka Mia Flirt)

She is just amazing. She excels in everything I enjoy in a session. Full make out session with DFK from the start, an amazing kitty. DATY is always well received. Is like she could read my mind. On top of that, she is a very nice girl, down to earth that knows how to make you feel like a king. I’ve heard she opened up her menu now that she is at Elevate but I haven’t confirmed. If that’s the case, I’d be willing to partake (something I never do at a massage parlour).
For the love of god guys, treat her well.

Happy Holidays! Can’t wait to hear your reviews.

Always be respectful to MPAs. Treat them well, even if you had a poor experience, and don’t get obsessed when they are making you feel like a king (is their job to do so).

Nice dump ..Would love to try some Gold Tiers

 

[TommyDreamer]

which spa is Fae at??? Flirt???