Ever fall in love with a prostitute?

[Bret]

I have had some good luck with prostitute wifes/live ins. You cannot give them any money or they will not respect you. The clients give them money and they label them as "tonto". I have found you have to take control...ie. when you get this question in the evening:

Papi, I have to run an errand....The desirable answer is, you don't need to run an errand tonight, you can do it during the day. Normally it is a test to see if you are lame and going to let them walk over you.....I had one do this shit to me all the time, and when I busted her out she just giggled.

Most guys cannot handle it because they don't know how to deal with the chicas....If you trip all over yourself, you have no chance...the best way to handle a prostitute gf is like you have someone better waiting in the wing and you could care less if she leaves.

 

[Lover of Life]

no truer words have ever been spoken.

So many racists here it's not even worth joking about, and I live next to New Orleans.

 

[New York Nightmere]

The Pelo Negro Affair

Hi this is not about the Pelo Negro board member ! Just a twist. About 4 months into my "love affair" I go to TJ on a weekend. My "Novia" says she is having problems with the Manager and not working that weekend. I take a room at Hotel Nelson near the arch. Damn never take that hotel unless you want to be awake all day, besides the night ! as downstair near the arch they have loud band music playing early to late night !
Anyway, my chica says we should go for dinner. So she comes, with her father, mother, 3 year old son, 9 year old brother, sisters 4 year old daughther, friends 4 year old dauther ! I am having drinks at Nelson bar downstairs, I have already downed 3 bacardi rums, when they arrive. I am meegin the mom for the first time, she gives me a hard look over, seem to be approving. We walk out of the hotel, on the revoltuion, she hails for two cabs, we wont fit in one ! After a 10 minute drive, we end up in a Sea food Restuarant called "NEGRO" I think. It was halloweens night, I had my "witch" and her marauders along All the kids want to play with me. I feel like a Halloweens "santa claus". The best part of the trip, is that Restuarant is darn good, its an upscale Seafood restaurant, pretty crowded, very good servcie. The girsl Mom is eying me, I am like "Please the Inlaws" Total Damages 100$ not including tips ! It is expensive to have a zonal girl friend

 

[Pompal 09.]

Well you can't go wrong with cumintj, especially if paying $150 isn't that big of a deal to you. If you feel rushed in AB, you might try Bar Tropical, as very few girl will rush you there, and just about all the girls go upstairs there.

ED medicine can be brought at any pharmacy in Tijuana, they are just about on every corner it seems like especially on Revolution. In fact if you park and walk, exit the gate to the left and there is a pharmacy right there next to Mc Donalds.

You should ask your doctor in the US for a free sample, and if you don't want to ask. I would suggest buying one Viagra 50 mg, and bite it in half, so you get a 25 mg dose, to test how you react to the drug, you'll still feel a little of it effect. The pill usually comes in 100 mg, and when I use to take it, I would have them cut it in half, or I would just bite it, as 100 mg is too much for me, and 50mg was just right, it really depends on your size, and the side effects, for me it's flushing of the face, and heartburn. I no longer use Viagra, as I prefer Levitra, 20 mg dose. I still feel a little side effects, but it's worth it for me, as it really makes me perform better, mulitiple times.

 

[Charmed]

"I dont think there will be any genuine love with a seasoned worker, because the love in her is all but died down."

That's a little of the map... they will still be able to love, but it will surely not be us.
I can tell you this, cause I fell in love with one long time ago (some 25 years ago) and she just let the snowball become an avalanche.
I did survive, and I have never ever done that again...

 

[Cally]

Its a money scam Sampson, the way I spend, I look like the younger bro of Bill Gates ! So I am more of target for the scam artists

 

[Anthony H]

Let me ressurect this topic a bit. I was told that If I have to maintain a relation with Bar Girl, I have to spend a lot of money and have to be cold hearted as well. These girls are trained or get trained to extract the maximum out of you. I dont think there will be any genuine love with a seasoned worker, because the love in her is all but died down. She probably would not know the difference between true love and fake one. She might even think faking love is love after all ! That means a normal good guys like us, cannot simply handle a Sex worker as a girlfried, we will be miserable failures ruined emotionally and financially ?

 

[Lauralie]

Yes, I checked out cumintj. Liked what I saw but since I have not been to TJ in a year and I will be going this weekend, I want to see many different ladies in all shapes and sizes. Yes, I will have to put up with that dreaded knock...but I will have to deal with it...

I do want to try an escort like you mentioned Fireballs, but the next trip after this weekend I will. I do like that non rushed service, in fact I preform better that way. In AB, I do feel rushed and sometimes my little peter cannot get stiff. I wanted to try ED medicine but I do not know where to get it and I might have some bad side effects.


What to do, In any case, I want to report my experiences in this forum. With my peter working or not....

Thanks for the recommendation.....

 

[Henna]

NOPE...and never will!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Nnifer]

CJ, that was a super reply ! I think I must you be Son in Law (LOL) !!
I did like him, as I walked the Bar, I saw this bitch who smiled and thought it was "dog", and then when I "bought' the bitch, I tried to conver it into a "dog" ! I tried and tried like you once told me on another post "You shouldnt be trying this hard !" And she has more baggage than a Chinese tour bus, sounds familiar ? Yes I am the same guy

 

[PUB25]

I rarely if ever have problems with the door knock early. It does seem to happen more at AB than the other bars. If you think it's could be a problem check your watch, or just don't take your dick out of the girls pussy until you cum.

According to the statistics of lasting ability( when you pop) it's something like only a few minutes long from the time you enter the pussy. I forgot the exact statistic, but it's something like 3 minutes, so for most guys knock time isn't a problem. After you pop once, most guys 40 and up can't do it again within the hour, unless they are talking ED medicine, and even if your younger, or taking ED medicine, you usually lose your strong urge to do it again with the same girl. So for many guys, multiple pops isn't something they are after. I know personally, I rather save it on another girl after I re-charge my batteries with a couple of beers, and then I go on the hunt again.

The standard price to pay is still $60 in most bars, night time Hong Kong want $80, and girl from Cancun ask for $100, but most will settle for $60 and if they don't you can always find somebody that will. There has been upward pressure on price recently, but if you bargain, the price will go down, if I wanted I could always find somebody for $50, and good too. But I usually just pay them $60 and don't discuss money.

If you can last a long time, and like doing the same girl 2 or 3 times within the hour, and can actually do it, then maybe escorts can be a good thing for you.

Cumintj.com does come highly recommended as he does have a few nice young ladies working for his escort service.

 

[???????? ????]

Once. No, twice. First time with this girl, can't remember her name, a strawberry blonde Dutch girl, early 20s, in one of the windows in Amsterdam. She was an art student at Univ. of A'dam and doing an internship at the Rijksmuseum. Very sweet girl, and we'd talk for a half-hour before doing anything. Saw her several times during a monthlong 2000 trip.

Then there was a girl, Aida, 19, who worked in a Melbourne brothel. Also really sweet and really smart. Also 2000.

Subsequent trips to A'dam, no sign of the girl. (Hopefully, she's in the art world now). Haven't been back to Australia.

Off the subject: Fucked an Italian girl in Amsterdam, and she was kind of hiding in her window. Real cute, early-to-mid 20s. Very, very bright, perfect English (most in A'dam, no matter the nationality, speak great English). When I exited, she was keeping her drapes closed. Too many Italian men roaming that night, and she was afraid someone she knew would see her or that when she returned to her "real life" in Italy, she would come across one of them who might recognize her. "I want to get married and have babies," she said. "I don't want anyone to know what I'm doing."

 

[Hey Arnold!]

So the guy is local, had no drugs on him, and paid $40 for something he wasn't guilty of???? Then you re-imbursed him of the entire $40 in two payments of $20.

I don't know the guy, but cannot imagine why a guy would pay a mordida when not guilty, especially if he lives in Tijuana, and knows what is going on. Generally they just try to shake down and run game on Americanos.

Probably still happens today, but a few years ago I knew some guys that worked with the police. They would start talking to you, and the next thing would be is that the police would rush you. They find drugs on him, and then accuse you of trying to buy. Then you pay to be free, and they give him a cut of the take. Some guys would pay like $300. I am not down there enough to know what is going on, but would guess someone is running that scam with the police now.

 

[Yarn]

Hello Good Fellas (CJ, Fireballs, Sampson)

Let me reply to Sampson and Fireballs combined:
I think I must have exaggerated on the scam. It wasnt planned, just that, the mesero offered to escort me to the ATM, he was doing me a favor, The "know something" was I found after the fact, where he told me he has accused of carrying drugs, he wasnt at that time. And that 100 dollars thing I confused with some another "scam' Which I will talk later, this one was 40. Now I remember telling him I will split 20 my share, But while leaving I gave him the other 20 to bring a "smile" on his face.
ANd FB, I t dont think this was a seforum.xxxe affair as explained above I would like to give her the benefit of doubt, She is my Girl, I am her man, and we will live happily ever after.....

More to come:
- The Negro Affair
- Money for Nothing Chicks for free.
Stay tuned.....

I have to go for a Friday Night romp with a 6.7 Linebacker dude, So I dont need no bouncer in my way to night

 

[simplekiller123]

Yes, very true but the heart does not have a brain. It has compassion and sympathy etc. That's why it seldom gets thing right. Just ask any compulsive shopper, it seldom works out.

My stoopid shit ex-son-in-law (the fucking idiot) buys a dog at the pound because it fucking smiled at him as he walked by the cage. Yes, it was a she dog. A big one too. Then, after a few months of shitting the house up, he went out and bought a male dog, same breed, because he saw "in her eyes" that she "needed" a mate. I asked him, well why the fuck didn't you jump in there with her?

It's very tough not to feel sorry for the shit life these pretty girls go through and it's not a reach to believe that some guys are compelled to "save them" from that life because they might "deserve" a better life. And the guy get's to fuck them forever-more.

Guys need to get past that and fast.

As for Sampson, how someone so ugly could attract the girls the way he does I'll never know.

 

[Dirtbag Poser Bot]

Your kidding right, about your liable for $16,000 per year if the puta you marry, divorces you? I better go tell my friend who is my inspiration for writing this thread, oh wait, he isn't even my friend, let him learn the hard way!

The disadvaneforum.xxxes of trying to play house with a puta ex-puta?

I'm with the rest of you that I think it's a big mistake to try to play house with a sex worker, I view it as equivalent as taking a wild animal from the jungle, like a tiger, and trying to tame and domestic her, because one day the wild animal in her is going to come out and bite you in the ASS! But at the same time these girls are human beings too, with real feelings, and if your a older monger, unable to go to clubs and lonely......then who could blame you for trying to hook up with these wild animal women? As long as you go into these relationships with your eyes wide open, you have a chance of surviving? I also consider the length she was a prostitute, if it's only a few weeks, I think she'll be ok, but if she has been fucking for years for money, I don't think you have a chance of making a go of it?

Shit, I can't think of the disadvaneforum.xxxes? Oh yeah, money, it could cost you lots of lots of money. The number one scam she is going to use in the dating phase, is asking you for money, she is going to test your so-called LOVE? The most common scam seems to be that her parent or child needs an operation right away, and if they don't get the operation, they will die? Now if you really love her like you say, what can you do to get out of this situation without giving her a few thousand dollars? In my case my favorite wanted some furniture for her apartment, so I gave her the money. These girls will come up with all kinds of things to tell you in order to test your love. So what are you going to say?

You know another thing I hate is why is her brother or cousin living with her? And if that's not bad enough the guy seems to be always taking money away from her that you just gave her! Could the rumors be true, that many of these girls so-called brothers and cousins, are really her husbands, boyfriend, or even her Padrote? ( pimp) ( don't these guys have any respect allowing their wives to go fuck for money?)

How about the problem of Pregnancy that she is pregnant or fakes pregnancy? Remember back when I said she will show you her love by letting you fuck her sin-condom? Well there is a reason for it. She might just be trying to trap you by gettng pregnant, and it doesn't matter who the father is, you'll do as long as she can get money from you. She doesn't even need to be pregnant either, as fake pregnancy works as well.

The problem with fake pregnancy with some of these girls is it will back fire on them. Some of these love-sick mongers are actually glad she is pregnant and look forward to her having his "baby" leaving the fake pregnant puta throwing up her hands in defeat!

 

[Pompal 09.]

Thanks, sounds good. Actually, I was looking in the forum of the escort agencies that had the websites such as cumintj? I think.

Thanks again.

 

[heogog]

I would go to one of the review sites and see what girl floats your boat. We all have different taste.

 

[miss fabulous]

Sounds nice....

Maybe I should bypass AB this time and go get an escort. Is there an agency you can recommend, Sampsonrico?

 

[prathikraj@ymail.com]

Scary shit.