F*ck Vocabualry

[khadijah]

This is a list of helpful vocabulary for those of you in China who may feel language is getting in the way of you getting what you want from your girls. Just copy and past the Chinese words onto some cards and take them with you.

If you are not sure how to say the word, just show it to the girl and they will know what you mean. You can even ask them how to pronounce them, and get a free Chinese lesson along with your BBJ.

Sorry but i didn't include things like, "how much?" since that kind of stuff is easy to find in any guide book. This is for the guys who really wanted a bj or some anal, but felt to intimidated by the language barrier to ask. (Beleive me, pantomiming anal s*x to a girl is not a turn on.

make love, or f*ck： 做爱 zuo ai
stroke fondle: 抚摸 fu mo
touch me: 摸我 mo wo
suck： 吸 xi
hand-j*b: 手淫 shou yin 手交 shou jiao
oral: 口淫 kou yin 口交 kou jiao
anal: 肛交 gang jiao

masturbation, hand-job: 手淫 shou yin
faster: 快点儿 kuai dianr
sofer: 轻点儿 qing dianr

This is for the older men on this forum who just want to take it easy. You can ask your lady to get on top by saying:

I am tired. Would you please get on top?: 我累了， 你在上面好吗？ Wo lei le, ni zai shang mian hao ma?

For those lucky guys who can go all night (I try to be modest, but its hard sometimes ) you might be told by your girl this:

You are terrific in bed! 你的活儿真好。 Ni de huor zhen hao!
That thing of yours is really formidable! 你那个真厉害！ Ni neige zhen lihai!

For the rest of you guys you might hear something more along the lines:

That’s all right: 没关系。 Mei guanxi.

And since mouth wash is not becoming a fade in China anytime soon you may need to say:

Bad breath: 口臭 kou chou
Your breath stinks: 你的嘴真臭。Ni de zhi zhen chou

 

[mfcmasterk]

study! study!! lol thanks for info!!!!

 

[Vincentq]

Thanks that can be usefull