Fake Orgasms

[SureThingBATMAN]

Yet another Cosmopolitan Mag idea...

We all know that Mpa's are known for faking the big "O", some more often than not, some better at it than others, some don't care to put in the performance, BUT have YOU ever been in a situation where you felt the need to fake?

Perhaps where one left off we could pick up the slack, in my eyes some one owes you one if you have ever had too in an MP!

 

[cabel l]

Yes in my youth with my girlfriend. I was too drunk and too tired for the 3rd round of sex (I can't do that anymore) and my dick was not producing any more fluid anyways, my back was getting sore, my arms were getting sore, my leg muscles were starting to go into spasm. I wasn't about to go down to have that jizz contact my tongue to finish her off any other way so I just flexed my dick a few times and did my 'ahhhh' and went to sleep.

When you're drunk it is one of the few times that you don't say someting stupid after you cum.

 

[The Mariachi Bandit]

No, never had to in an MP.

 

[anonyamous]

Fake Orgasm
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Does Not Compute

 

[Anony Moose]

Men do not know how to fake an orgasm. Pussie_slide probably is asking female SPs, not MPAs. And this question belongs to escorts, not here.

 

[Eliundari]

I faked an orgasm during phone sex...I wasn't in the mood for phone sex she was.

 

[Brittani]

If you go multiple rounds, it just shakes and nothing comes out.

 

[Emerald knight]

Ejaculation do not always translate to Orgasm. Yes, some can control how much to ejaculate or hold till the dam burst...

Hm, Not fake but 'pull punches' on few rare occasions when I was so tired but felt bad for the MPA who worked so hard.

Oh no, and I though women have exclusive right on this. I feel a headache coming on...Wait, or was that a period? Worst PMS?

I know in most books 'happy ending' equate the end of session.

 

[~Tyeashia~]

One of my old girl was into phone sex(as we lived a little far from each other,me in the westend and she lived in the east).I had a more then a few fake ones over the phone with her.But never had one when the girl was present there.I don't think any girl can be fooled that easily when you are inside her.

 

[Rock Firestorm]

Yes I've faked it

 

[Ruby]

And how did you fake it ?

 

[Wott Wott]

Shake, moan, explain afterwards that you can't cum since the operation! LOL

 

[Kayteeee]

Moan and toss some warm mayo on her ass.....