Felicity @B chain - review

[mellowyellow]

Whenever merry, sociable people meet, they enjoy having a drink.

Attractive drinks are always popular, and recipes are becoming ever more imaginative. But mixing drinks can be just as pleasurable as drinking them when you see how easily delicious, beautifully decorated cocktails can be prepared with just a few ingredients.

Attractive bartenders are extremely busy and desired.

Felicity has always been a favourite Bgirl of mine, and I always enjoy my sessions with her. The fact that she's an attractive, intelligent (IMO) girl only enhances the sessions that we share, and I must admit, that I find her as addictive as some of the finest liquors in the world.

After my last session a couple of weeks ago with Felicity, I feel that I must share a little known secret about her with my massageplanet.net brothers: Felicity is a professional bartender, able to mix any drink that is currently popular in the hottest bar(s) in town.

There, I've said it! I feel better already!

I've been carrying that tidbit of information around close to my heart for such a long time, always hoping to share it at some of the massageplanet.net parties/get-togethers, but always drawing back at the last moment, afraid of what repercussions might ensue, and the resulting stampede of men to the closest B chain location, searching for good-looking drinks from a good-looking bartender.

Cutting to the chase:

I arrived at my appointment just before noon, looking forward to my session, and eager for noon to approach for my daily start time. Felicity greeted me at the door, looking hot as ever, and gave me a wonderful hug and an oh-so-butterfly-light kiss on the cheek. Mmm, she had on a very intoxicating perfume, and I drank in the scent with a slow, full breath, using my diaphragm to completely fill my lungs.

"I've got a surprise for you today", she excitedly announced as my eyes opened wide with the hopeful implication of what she was saying. She went on, "I've been meaning to try some new recipes out, and I'm hoping that you'll enjoy them. Hopefully we can get through all of them in half an hour."

I've been treated to other cocktail delights from Felicity in the past, and I knew that she would definitely aim to please with some of the finest creations known and practiced.

She led me down the hall at Star, and opened the door to one of the rooms. As the door slowly opened, my eyes were greeting with a room filled with bar equipment, glassware, and bottles and bottles of ingredients.

"I'm practicing for my "bar" exam (not to be confused with the legal version), and I'm hoping you're willing to be open-minded for some new things."

"Absolutely! You know I'm always ready & willing."
"O.K., ask me some general ingredient questions; the judges may do that too."

"Felicity, tell me about Cognac please." My first question.

She paused, collected her thoughts, and began answering in deliberate fashion:

"Cognac is the best-known brandy in the world. It comes from a specific area in western France centered around the town of Cognac in the Charente region. To be labeled as "cognac", French legislation specifies the brandy can only be made from specific white grapes which are grown and later distilled within a strictly defined geographical area."

She paused to take another breath, then continued, " Cognac production is governed by old traditions as well as the laws, so all the brandy is distilled at least twice and then matured in oak barrels for at least two years, during which time it develops its rich, brown colour. Information on the label, also governed by law, explains the maturity of the cognac. Three stars or V.S. means the cognac has been matured in the barrel for at least two years; V.S.O.P. at least 4 years, and....."
"Thanks, Felicity, a very detailed answer." I cut her off, wanting for her to get to the task at hand.

There was a soft knock at the slightly ajar door, and Erica poked her head in. "Hi, would you like a double?" She asked. Erica is a very eager to please attendant that I've also had a number of sessions with, but I had to politely decline today. "Sorry, I don't think I'll be able to this time. Maybe next time?"

Erica nodded in understanding, smiled at Felicity, and exited the room, closing the door behind her. Hmmm, I wonder what a double would be like? Interaction as good as the other famous duos of the B-chain? I licked my lips slowly, and looked directly at Felicity's ample assets that were just out of my reach.

"So, are you ready for my first drink?" Her question snapped my gaze up to her cute face, and I blushed slightly, aware that she saw my stare.

Felicity's hands became a blur of movement. Within a minute, she place a cordial glass on the table in front of me, and invited me to sample her first offering. I picked up the multi-layered creation, and slowly sipped it. Mmm!

~continued~

 

[Lozza]

My lovely attendant walked behind me and began massaging my sore neck while explaining her work. "This is called a Nude Bomb. I used 10 ml (1/3 ounces) of Kahlua, 10 ml of Banana liquor - Galliano, and 10 ml of Amaretto. I layered the ingredients in order, using a spool for the last two. This drink goes well at toga parties and for skinny dipping events."
I took a moment to examine the drink, then quickly shot the contents into my mouth. The ingredients combined into an ecstasy of flavours, slowly making their way to the various tongue taste buds. "Mmm, delicious. What's next?"

Felicity didn't waste any time. Returning to her work area, she grabbed another glass, flipped it up in the air, caught it, and began to mix another.

"This one's called a "Martian Hard On". It uses a little more amount of alcohol, with 1/2 half ounces of Dark Creme de Cacao, Melon liqueur, and Baileys respectively." I watched her layering technique in awe. Very skilled hands.

She slid the finished drink over to me as I admired its rainbow of colours. She made herself one too, and we slowly sipped these drinks while gazing into each others eyes. Mmm.....

The 3rd selection was quickly assembled and offered without hesitation. "This favourite request has 1 ounce of Sambuca and 1/2 ounce of Baileys, also poured using a spoon into the shooter glass. Here, I've made two, but I'll give them both to you", offered Felicity. I licked my lips in anticipation, and sucked back her offerings. "Mmm, these are good. What are they called?"
Felicity smiled as she triumphantly responded, "Slippery Nipples". I continued to extend my tongue into the now empty glasses, sucking any last amount of nectar off of them.

Felicity pulled the now empty glasses out of my mouth and went back to work on her next surprise. She poured 1 ounce of Tequila into two shot glasses and cut up a lemon into quarters. She poured some salt between the base of my thumb and index finger and then did the same for herself. She instructed me to lick the salt off my hand, shoot the Tequila and to then suck the lemon in quick succession. We both continued in unison.
"What's that called?" I asked. "Lick Sip Suck", and it looks like you enjoyed that. I nodded my approval to her. Noticing my nod, Felicity made another round, came up close to me and gave me another "Lick Sip Suck" Boy, my tongue was starting to hurt!

"Time for a change", she announced. "This one's nice to drink, even through a straw." Felicity poured some Tripe Sec, Malibu, and Ouzo into a glass and garnished it with crushed ice. "Try this" she offered. I sampled the cool drink and smiled immediately. "Sex in the Snow" is fast becoming a Canadian favourite across the country". "I like this one, but I prefer "Sex on the Beach", I replied. Felicity nodded knowingly. "Yes I know that one too, 1/2 ounce Kahlua, with 1 oz Malibu, 1 oz Pineapple Liqueur and 2 oz cream. You shake it with ice and then strain it into a glass, and have pineapple wedge on the side."

~continued~

 

[Alex G]

Not resting for second, Felicity reached for another pair of glasses and while explaining her work, began the layering of another shooter drink. "This one's called "Orgasm". You'll see it done using test tubes, but it can be created using a whiskey shot glass. One part Cointreau and One part Baileys and you're good to go", she smiled as she gave the next offering. "By the way, a "Multiple Orgasm" is made with the addition of 1 ounce of fresh cream. Would you like to try that for your last one?

"Sure, I'd love to try that!" I couldn't wait. Then I suddenly remembered a fancy drink too. "Hey, can I make you a drink?" I asked. "I'll have this last one if you'll try one of mine!" Felicity smiled approvingly, and gestured towards the bottles.
I found another clean glass, and poured some melon liquor in it. "How much did you pour?" Felicity inquired. "As much as you'd like!", I smiled. I looked through her ingredients carefully until I found the final important item. "Pimm's No 1 Cup is also added in equal parts, but needs to be layered with a spoon like you were doing earlier." Felicity showed excitement as the drink approached completion. She appeared to enjoy receiving drinks as well as making them for me!

I finished preparing my creation, and aiming carefully, gave it to her. "Mmmm, this is good!" she exclaimed. "What's it called?" "Its called a Peal Necklace, and I don't get a chance to make this very often, but when I do, it's always a nice way to end off happy hour with the ladies."

Felicity reminded me to finish my last drink before she finished hers. I quickly disposed of the "Orgasm" that she created for me, and longingly wished for another.

"Sorry, I'm all out of Baileys". It'll have to wait until next time. She saw the disappointment in my face, and then mentioned. You know, I forgot one drink. We'll make it next time, and hopefully I'll invite the other girl who's working in with us. The drink is triple layered, with Grenadine, Creme de Menthe, Brandy and Tequila. You can drink it as a shot, or with a straw. And, some people enjoy lighting it and drinking it while it flames.

"What's it called?"

"A Flaming Orgy she answered. She winked at me as she gave me the wet hand towel to wipe off the liqueur that had ended up on my chin instead of my mouth. "So, what do you think?"

I told her my honest opinion. "Felicity, that was a fantastic session. I totally enjoyed it, and would have never expected the half hour to go by so quickly. Thank you for sharing your bartending skills with me!

Felicity led me down the hall to the exit, giving me a hug and a tender kiss on the cheek. "Take care, and be carefully riding your bike home." She handed me my helmet and I smiled at her.

"Thanks for a wonderful session! I had a fantastic time. I wish you luck in your exam, and I'll be looking forward to seeing you once you're done.

I stopped to catch my breath at the bottom of the stairs, then exited into the pouring rain.

Al Cohol

PS This one's for Happy! Cheers - wherever you may be!

 

[MackMarinefamily]

That's one of my favourites too Al Cohol.... but it's important to find the right kind of partner who "appreciates" the effort it takes to create such a wonderful concoction.

I also enjoyed Felicity's lecture on Brandy. I never knew the difference between that and Cognac, so I've learned something today

 

[GoodASH]

This is the best short story I've read in a long time! I have to check out this Felicity, she must be good, Al Cohol seems to like her a lot. Where does she work?

 

[alex995bikerboy]

She works at the Bchain of MPs:

http://geminispa.ca/
http://www.lexastudio.com/
http://www.starstudio.ca/

Al,

I have to agree with the above quote. I always enjoy the way you work your drinks into a session. It is obvious that she is one of your favourites as you took the time to write a very well written review (my thanks once again). She is at the top of my TDL for Bgirls but wasn't on schedule this past week, I guess your review will make it twice as hard for me to book but that is okay, a fine wine is always better in time.

VBB

 

[IslandArtiste]

You know it! I just finished a bottle of Elderton 2002 Shiraz.

Mmmm.

Nice wine with a delicious medium rare New York Strip Loin with Pepper Corn sauce.

Sexy waiter was dressed in a nice topless French Maid's outfit, and she's preparing my favourite drink as I write this:

Glass: Tall Cordial

Mixers: Two parts Kahlua & One part Baileys & a hint of Green Chartreuse.

Description: A light minty confectionery flavour and creamy texture provide a "mouthful" for those who indulge.

Name of Shooter: "Blowjob"

Comment: Even if this shooter is badly mixed, it's still good!

2nd Comment: This is Emma's signature shooter!
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I've become SO backlogged with reviews of oh-so-fine ladies. There are so many that I need to mention.

I decided to start with Felicity, (boy, she and Kristy look so similar, they could be identical twins!)

 

[gr8music at qtrtilldawn]

Nice review Senor Cervesa, I feel like drinking now!

Tito "Alcohol, wrestling and women" Santana

 

[Honeyeyes]

Damn ... Emma I haven't seen her for a long while.

I think that Felicity is a good start, but I believe that you started a short time back with Josie and have enjoyed your reviews from before even then. I think that many of the Bgirls have been poorly reviewed over the past couple of years and now is the time to let others know how much they shine.

Looking forward to reading your reviews !!!

VBB

 

[zerolandy33]

Nice review as always Al!
She is definitely one of the best at the BChain for a number of years now.

 

[om nom nom nom nom]

Thanks for the review, I seen her since she started and I must say she is
awesome, service with a smile.

 

[Pompal 09.]

From an unknown MPA to a bevy of fans, a hidden gem? Thanks Alcohol for sharing her! Cheers! (even though I don't drink)

 

[Louise H]

I appreciate the kind comments. Thanks!

Yes, she's a great lady!

First round of drinks is on me boys!

Cheers,

AC

 

[monument]

I didn't get all the drinks Alcohol mentioned in his review, for sure I didn't get Multiple Orgasm! If I did, they'd have to send me to the hospital! I wasn't rich enough to give her a Pearl Necklace either. Nonetheless, I was so intoxicated by this beautiful girl last week that I had to see her again this week. While I was there, I met several attractive young ladies, Erica, Samantha, Shanti, Jeana, Natalie. Jeana teased me for seeing Felicity twice in a week, ok ok, maybe I'll you next time. Natalie was very naughty, as I walked past the staff room with at least 3 other girls in the room, she tried to do something to embarrass me, she's wicked, in a good way. Thanks for the review, Alcohol! Cheers!