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It has long been contended that there are male jokes and there are
female jokes. And there are unisex jokes.
Here is a joke I consider a true female joke.
I offer it to you in the hopes that women will love it & men will pass
it along to a woman who will love it.
A woman was sitting at a bar enjoying an after work cocktail with her
girlfriends when an exceptionally tall, handsome, extremely sexy
middle-aged man entered. He was so striking that the woman could not
take her eyes off him.
The young-at-heart man noticed her overly attentive stare and walked
directly toward her. (As all men will.)
Before she could offer her apologies for so rudely staring, he leaned
over and whispered to her, "I'll do anything, absolutely anything, that
you want me to do, no matter how kinky, for $20.- on one condition." ! There are always conditions.
Flabbergasted, the woman asked what the condition was.The man replied, "You have to tell me what you want me to do in just three words." (controlling huh?)
The woman considered his proposition for a moment, then slowly removed
a £20 note from her purse, which she pressed into the man's hand along
with her address. She looked deeply into his eyes, and slowly, and
meaningfully said --
"Clean my house."
female jokes. And there are unisex jokes.
Here is a joke I consider a true female joke.
I offer it to you in the hopes that women will love it & men will pass
it along to a woman who will love it.
A woman was sitting at a bar enjoying an after work cocktail with her
girlfriends when an exceptionally tall, handsome, extremely sexy
middle-aged man entered. He was so striking that the woman could not
take her eyes off him.
The young-at-heart man noticed her overly attentive stare and walked
directly toward her. (As all men will.)
Before she could offer her apologies for so rudely staring, he leaned
over and whispered to her, "I'll do anything, absolutely anything, that
you want me to do, no matter how kinky, for $20.- on one condition." ! There are always conditions.
Flabbergasted, the woman asked what the condition was.The man replied, "You have to tell me what you want me to do in just three words." (controlling huh?)
The woman considered his proposition for a moment, then slowly removed
a £20 note from her purse, which she pressed into the man's hand along
with her address. She looked deeply into his eyes, and slowly, and
meaningfully said --
"Clean my house."
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