Femme Juive

[Mr. Wolf]

Saw this add in the Metro newspaper under the heading "femme juive". When I called she did not hesitate to list off the options etc etc. I got a bad feeling about her and should have gone with my first instict.

I made a mid afternoon appointment for 1 hour. She insisted I call when I arrive in the lobby so she can look at me on her TV monitor and because her door bell make too much noise......OK
When I arrive she tells she can't do 1 hour as someone is coming in 45 minutes.
(BTW the half hour rate is usually higher per minute than the hour rate)

As she proclaimed she has large boobs a little oversized not nice at all.
She is in her mid thirties with short black hair, face nothing special.

She escorts me to her bedroom where I undress and get on the table. But get this, it has a flannel sheet on it cover in the middle with a long strip of "paper towel" instead othe ususal paper covers. For what she charges it sould have been clean sheets!

I should have walked out at that moment having not net paid.

Sanitation does not end there. She says I hope you don't want to shower as she had "stuff" in there


Her massage skills where in the range of zero to none and her non stop talking was equally annoying. finally the flip.

It did not get any better. after about two minutes she complains that her hands are getting tired and stops. I insist and finally the deed is done.. it is amazing what I can do when the wrong head is in charge

Notice I do not provide a phone number... what would be the point?

 

[knittinmama]

I'm not too clear on the title of this thread. Care to edify me?

 

[Gone !]

what does femme juive has anything to do with you thread?????

 

[Mistress Mayhem]

Hello all,

I PMed samLJ in order to clarify the thread title. Sounds like its the title of the newspaper add he saw, but need to wait for his reply for clarification.

M5

 

[Ava is Beastin!]

Sorry about that. Yes it is the title of the newspaper add.

BTW she is of Russian desent.

 

[HERB N]

the title is self explanatory


cameo out

 

[Dazzle.]

SamLG,could you tell me if she receives around Decarie and Queen Mary ?If so,I almost went there and fortunately for me she had her times mixed up,so she cancelled my reservation 10 minutes before I got there.She speaks english with a Russian accent and said she had big boobs.

 

[LMG]

What the hell is that kind of Thread, Femme Juive means Jewish Woman.
Why would a masseuse would think that something that can bring her clients?? Very weird, dunno why Metro let this kind of post in their newspaper

 

[joliee]

Simple: Metro let the post in their paper because she paid them to do so. It's called business.

Meanwhile, as for her business: yes it does seem like a poor headline to attract clients.

 

[Pompal 09.]

A heading like that would attract the readership of La Voix Sepharade and The Suburban, better locales for advertising in such a manner.

 

[Golf]

That her. She now advertises in the Mirror with guess what? "Jewish lady"

 

[Haayls]

I dunno guys, you should broaden your horizons. You'd be surprised to know most of the Russian ladies who have pulled your Caucasus are also Jewish.
Shalom

 

[SPLATT]

Jewish ladies can massage and give a hj too The Chinese don't control all the market yet.
Anyway ,thank you SamLJ, for saving us time and money.