Funny examination papers!!!

[Mythical Free Agent]

All these are from REAL answer papers from PGDCA (Post Graduate Diploma in Computers Applications) exam conducted by a reputed Govt institute (Please dont ask me which, since it may defame the reputation). Iam posting only parts of the answers that are funny.

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Q) Write short notes on Assembly Language & High-Level Languages.

A) Assembly language is a language that can be understand only by 'PARLIAMENT MEMEBERS'.
High level languages cannont be understand by common people. Morevoer its 'VERY EXPENSIVE'.
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Q) Write short notes on Internet.

A) (The answer started like this) We have been using the internet for the past 50 years for our day to today needs..
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Q) (It was a true/false question,, i dont remember exatly what the question was)

A) Truse
I think he was really CONFUSED.
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Q) Write short notes on generations of microprocessors.

A) Pentium II: Pentium II was like the child of a pentium pro mother & pentium mmx father..
(This is an exact quote from a text book i think,, if someone know the name of the book, please post it here)
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Q) Differentiate between MAN & WAN.

A) MAN : Mild Area Network
WAN : Wild Area Network.
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Please dont copy in exams, even if so please do it correctly, here's why:

The correct answer for a question was Push (push updates)
Answer: Bush!!

Next one, correct answer was lynx (a web browser)
Anwers: Linx, Linux, Linus (& so on).. Think this was a copy chain.
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Q) How can we get an internet connection..

A) The answer started with a big drawing of an internet explorer browser with google & below it "This is how we get internet connection"..
The drawing was really nice!! It showed all details..
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I wish i could i could take some snaps of those papers, but it'll land me in deep trouble.. There were some intresting pictures also..

The valuation is still on the way.. Will update if i get more..

 

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