Germany Tour Report

[jdman13]

Rentals, not so much of a problem (as long as the photos aren't date-stamped

 

[Scenester]

I am sorry, I didn't think of that. But they were rentals.....

 

[Above Normal]

...your posting pictures of that car without blurring the number plates. Of course, most people can't look up the owner - but those who can are probably exactly the ones you don't want doing so.

Just a helpful tip from another person who won't say what he used to do.

 

[enfriendemy]

Are you referring to my post as being an ad? Please don't make assumptions, it was a report of my experience. I figured my friend would appreciate the shout out, other than that you can think what you want.

 

[Kaykay034]

Article below sounds like mediocre ad copy. But lots of fun can be had in Germany, for sure.

 

[DarkLight]

I think I am in the right forum to post this. I have been a long time reader of the forum, before now I haven't really been able to contribute much.

I have been to Europe a few times on business and have visited the red light districts twice. It was an ok experience, probably because I didn't really know my way around and was obviously a tourist. I wanted to post an experience I had last year on a tour that blew my mind. I wanted to write sooner, but the owner of the tour company asked me not to until he was ready to start accepting clients.

A friend of mine that I went to college with contacted me and asked if I would be interested in going on a "tour" across Europe. I didn't know really what he meant, but I was pretty much game for anything and I knew and trusted this friend with my life. This was to be a trial run, and the only cost incurred would be our airfare, booze and daily expenses and shit. I organized a few friends that would also go, we found some cheap ass tickets on Delta and flew roundtrip to Dusseldorf, Germany for $375 each total from NE Ohio. This was in May of 2009, and we stayed for 2 weeks. My friend picked us up at the airport, took us back to an apartment outside of Dusseldorf. My friend who had lived abroad since we left school was starting a tour company, everything from club hopping to brothel tours. He had an Opel Insignia and a VW mini-van for us. We raced the shit out of that Opel, I never thought a Turbo Diesel could do 150 M.P.H.! We each took turns driving, and the guide would follow us with our friends in the van. I can't say what my friend used to do, but he is an experienced high speed driver and knows to keep people out of trouble and has lived abroad for a while and speaks four languages.

We took a trip to Amsterdam on the third day, toured the red light district and coffee shops. It only took about 2 hours to drive from Amsterdam to where we were staying in Germany. We were told not to sample the women in Amsterdam because there would be a surprise at our apartment later. We get back to the apartment later that night and there were 4 amazing women waiting for us, one for each of us. Our apartment was a three bedroom, and I ended up drawing the short straw and got stuck in the living room. But it was cool, I had a balcony. I know I heard my friends so I think they had fun. But I screwed this girl all night long. She was 5'8" maybe 120lbs. Nice breasts, and legs all the way to her ass. Atleast a 9 in the looks and a 10+ for performance. None of the girls looked anything like what we saw in the red light districts, they looked like freshmen college students. My girl let me do everything to her, bbbj, cim. I didn't know I could go that many times. Each morning, the girls had a huge breakfast prepared for us. The girls hung out with us for three days, we didn't swap girls or anything. It was like they were our girlfriends, if just for a moment. Each of my travel buddies reported the same thing, mind bending sex... The apartment was laid out, flat screen TV's and a bar. There was a maid that came in each day to clean up all the empties. I think she was called a "putzfrau"? Thought that was funny. We were talking one day and my friend mentioned that he also has a house in Romania and about Dracula's Castle and shit. So we decided we wanted to go. He drove us 1200 miles overnight to Romania, and we stayed for 3 days. Saw Dracula's Castle, toured Bucharest and the clubs and went back to Germany.

Then as soon as it seemed like we just got there, it was time to go. We were asked about our experiences and what could be improved. I couldn't think of anything. We just paid what everything cost. I am not sure what he is actually charging people, but four of my other friends from work just went two weeks ago. I am planning on going back, he is having an Oktoberfest special this year. You can check out his website, http://www.deviant-tours.com or email him at sales@deviant-tours.com There is a phone number listed on their site, but I am not sure what time zone they receive calls. I know he is in Germany, but also has an office in Cleveland, OH. Feel free to PM me with any questions. This was an experience I will never forget. I was asked not to post pictures of the apartment, or the girls. I can post two pictures of the cars we had, we only had limited use of the Mustang....