Golden Touch Review :(

[Pompal 09.]

I've asked about more "voluptuous" MPAs in another post. So when someone else asked about big-busted MPAs, and I saw this:

http://www.gtouch-massage.com/Feb4/html/attendants/jade.htm

...I just had to try her out. I had never been to Golden Touch, but I called and booked an appointment. Not that it really matters, but the website says "discreet location". I get there, and there's a couple big, loud bars downstairs, and lots of people out front watching you walk into the place. I get in there, and it smells. It doesn't stink, but it sure smells. It smells like spices and potpourri and whatnot. What the hell? Sorry, but I want my MP sterile with no smell at all. Then the lady behind the desk leads me to my room. It was small and dark, and I couldn't find the light switch! There was a tiny little lamp in the room, and that was it. And there was no towel! I went into the hallway, and got another lady's attention. She said, "you're done, right" (I guess she thought I had just finished, and wanted to send another client into the room). I told here that there was no towel in the room. She got the lady behind the desk, who got me a "towel". This tiny towel was basically a glorified washcloth. Come on! We're paying good money her. The least they can do is buy some beach towels. So I showered in this small, dark room, tried to dry off, lied down, and waited.

"Jade" comes in the room. But, WTH? She doesn't in any way resemble the BBW, curvy, voluptuous girl on the website. No. This is a small, petite, Hungarian girl. The kind of body most guys go for. But I like 'em big and voluptuous. That's specificially why I requested her, as I have a hard time finding BBW girls in this town of skinny MPs.

Anyways, I was there, so I went through with it. Her English was very poor, so I had a hard time communicated to her the way I like to be touched and tickled. About half way through, I turn over onto my back. Doesn't she realize guys want to be teased? Don't just try to finish the guy off right away, especially after 15 minutes. I asked her to rub my legs and chest so the session would last a little longer, and got about 5 more minutes out of it. The whole thing was akward, and it was with a girl who looks NOTHING like the "Jade" on the website. Afterwards, I had another shower, and Jade had brought in another tiny towel for me. Oh, and we could here the loud bar downstairs the whole session.

You live and learn, I guess. All I can say, is avoid Golden Touch at all costs. It's loud (cuz of the bars in the building), dirty, dingy, they give you wash cloths for towels, and "Jade" was obviously a completely different girl than on the website (either that or she's lost 50 pounds, and shrunk a couple inches).

 

[bjb123]

yup, I ve been there once...........ran so fast, I did not look back
a petite oriental lady owns this dump.

anyway bottom line - this has gotta be one of the Top 10 Worst MP's in the GTA.............

 

[Cato]

I take it you didn't bother staying for a massage?

 

[Irvine]

I was there yesterday at 5pm and had a great time. Sherry from China was great. We had a "Dave from Phoenix" type experience. We went over about 25 mins. They have four new Orientals each is above average looking. Jade still works there. Always verify ientities before paying. Many of the best spas will trick you or maybe its a case of the less popular MPAs choosing the name of the lady most requested.

The facilities do not compare favourable to Allure but are better than most in the GTA (416 boundaries). The smell and sound were totally fine. I thought it was funny that all of the music piped in was by convicted or alleged child molesters.

There was a 55 year old Sihk man in the lobby trying to get a massage for $20. Then he upped his offer to $25. He pulled out the bills. He said he would pay $30 if he could come back next week for free. The guy needs a new turban. This one has damaged his brain.

 

[MnM]

Romeo I highly doubt that the best spas in the city will trick you. That is why they are the best they dont need too.

 

[Ompa Lompa]

Maxamillion

The Jade that's pic on the website does exist. I went there a couple of months ago and after seeing the place I was skeptical. The old guy up front told me it was an $80 cover for an hour, steep as hell, but for the bbw I wanted, I would fly with it. I told him I wanted to see Jade, she stepped out front with the twin mountain introduction. I said "hell yea!", forked over the 80 and went with her to the room. She was great...really into it, but there is no way in hell I'd go back there. Thin walls, the smell and the whole atmosphere was bad. I agree, the place is a dive

Sparty

 

[Distinguished Gentleman]

Hopefully the big, busty Jade will start working at a classy place like Utopia.

 

[beamer]

I have to say this is one of the TOP 10 WORST........

Romeo:

Pls explain yourself to the people of massageplanet.net. You run romeospurplepages and you have Golden Touch as your Sponsor.

Now is that the reason why you are trying to promote them in good light. You are the only person saying this place is clean and does not smell, and a lot of us including myself do agree that this place would not even pass the min health requirements of a licensed MP as per city of Toronto guidelines for MP's


So pls do not spam in the future...........just say it as it is.........and pls do not become a racist.........by trying to make fun of some guy who is wearing a turban .....................

OK.....................


be a little bit more cautious next time before u type something....

 

[ironside]

This place sponsors his site!?!? LOL. No wonder he would defend it. It's a pit through and through. This is SUPPOSED to be Toronto, not Tijuana or Bombay. And I have never been lied to before like they did to me (showing "Jade" on their website, and giving me a differnt girl). Alphacare is like the Royal York Hotel compared to Golden Touch.

I actually sent Golden Touch an email to tell them about my complaints. Predictably, they did not email me back.

 

[mihai]

Romeo o Romeo
You should be ashamed! Remember the exchange we had a couple of weeks ago on this same subject. The thread was "Angel at Golden Touch" posted by TUBESTEAK. I said that Golden Touch was a second story dive and your comeback was:



In the words of Denzel in Training Day "It's time to Man the Fuck UP!"

You've never been to Golden Touch, don't even know they are on the 2nd floor over a bar...and they sponsor your site? Don't want to ruin your rep, but DAMN!! If you won't visit the MP that sponsor's you, which ones have you been to? Purplepages is cool, but show some integrity.

Feelin Vendicated
Sparty

 

[Avinash kumar]

Thanks to each who have given me a solid "heads up" on Golden Touch. I only get to TO on occasional business and want to make the most of my visits (and contribute meaningful reviews to massageplanet.net along the way)

Too bad GT is such a dump, cuz that "Angel" looks terrific. Maybe she will consider other MPs to grow her business and pique our interest.

 

[misuti]

Felt moved to comment here because I think the thread's lacking balance.

GT isn't the cleanest spa around - true.

The oriental lady that runs the place can be reluctant to tell you who's working sometimes. I think she clams up when her 'stars' aren't on shift.

Having said that, I've had some GREAT sessions with Jade here, and Tweedy and Angel are both cool too, though not as service oriented as Jade. No, that's not a suggestion that she does more beyond the regular extras, just that she does them well.

My main beef with the place, besides the cleanliness that's lacking, is that the girls get a bit too casual for my taste. It's probably cuz they're open so late, (which I love), but a couple of times when I drop by and ask to see who's working, the girls literally drag their feet to come out, and half the time they look like they've been comatose in front of the T.V. for hours - because they have. Even Jade has come out into the lobby with her hair a mess and clothes all disheveled. Lastly, the oriental lady needs to accept it a bit more easily when someone says, "I don't want to stay". That bit where she holds you by the arm and by turns interrogates you and pleads with you to stay gets old real fast.

I don't think Romeo intended to mislead anyone. It's my impression that he's known the staff here for a while, is a regular patron, and is just calling it as he sees it. He's had good times there so why shouldn't others, is the thinking I guess. Having said that, it's probably important for him to reveal his connection with the establishment when commenting on it as a customer.

 

[Graci]

luckyjackson:

When you saw "Jade", did you see the BBW woman with the big T&A posted on the website (whom I was EXPECTING), or did you see the obviously differnent lady they gave me (the petite Hungarian).

 

[Willbewill]

Romeos advertised that he needed some help with his web site. I think his webmaster up and quit on him. So in comes the webmaster for GT. More than likely a deal was worked out that included free advertising as long as the webmaster maintains the purple pages. Just my speculation. ( I wouldn't hold Romeo responsible)

 

[flozrockz]

Maxmillion there is a great Blonde Russian BBW @ Lawrence Health Spa works on Saturdays forget her name. She performs one of the best BS I have ever had.

 

[DaMan]

Yes the Jade I saw is the one pictured on the site.

 

[hvn_fun2]

Where is Lawrence Health Spa (I assume it's on Lawrence Ave. somewhere)? Does it have a website? Is it clean, or is it like Golden Touch?

 

[eniamer]

Check out the thread I started:

http://www.massageplanet.net.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?s=&threadid=13357

 

[peacelandandbread]

I was there about a month a half ago (2nd floor, corner unit) after seeing the ad in the 'Eye'. Lots of traffic around, I think there is a banquet hall in the back. I called ahead of time and booked an appointment and did meet her there. BIG breasts but she is not Asian ... she was a darker complexion (she's a mix) but not black. Adequate massage ... nothing special, but she was cool to talk to. Showers looked clean when I was there but they only had these hand towel things. Not much of a review but I can confirm I saw a girl that resembled the ad.

 

[sk1ppy]

I had a session with a lady (forget her name) with a large tattoo on her left shoulder about a week ago @ GT. couldn't really decipher her ethnicity but her english was a bit broken. pretty hot looking with ok but somewhat saggy tits. Yeah the place is pretty dumpy. I drove by the first time and kinda asked myself if I'm making a mistake but said fuck it and made a U-turn and parked my car. It was around 1:30am and there were a group of somewhat questionable youths riding their bikes in the front, I got upstairs and once getting inside saw a large group of indian dudes and a indian guy trying to get deal sweet talking the mamasan. She ignored him and asked how long i want. a black girl walked by that looked really skanky and I hoped to god I didn't get her. I said 30 minutes.. $40 and walked me down the hall to a dingy looking room with a broken shower door. I took a shower (the towels were ok sized by the way) and the girl walked in before I could finish. Then the door got stuck and I was like shit.. she opened it for me and to my surprise she was pretty decent looking. She nicely dryed my body with a fresh towel and asked me to lie down. used some baby oil and her massage was pretty decent but a bit short. body slide was nice too and she kept eye contact with a nice smile the whole time.. she also kissed my neck and sucked on my nipples while massaging my member. I'd say it overall it was a good experience. If only for her I'd go back but to be honest the atmosphere isn't really my thing. Anyway ask for the girl with the large tattoo on her shoulder if you ever swing by the place.