Has This Ever Happened to you???

[BanJo]

Have you ever gone to an MP, one of the better ones of course and all throughout the session a fly is buzzing around landing on your ass and legs and back. And then the attendant grabs the copy of penthouse magazine and starts wacking you across the whole body. Man it was awesome. I just don't think normal sessions will do anymore. Being beaten with a rolled up magazine made me almost feel canine-like. I think this MPA had been trained by Interpol as she did not leave a mark anywhere. But thank god the fly got his/hers before the flip. I know some of you like getting your nuts wacked, but for me the front is too sensitive. I also think that the weight and age of the penthouse mag had something to do with the enjoyment.
Only downside was near the end of the session when after the release while I was relaxing, the MPA said there was another fly and it landed on my face...I told her to smoke the little bastard. Well this MPA with a tyson like left smoked that byatch of a fly and knocked me out as well. She was nice enough to cloth me and her colleagues were cordial enough to drag me out and place me on the sidewalk next to my car. After I woke up to some bum trying to steal my shoes, I got up and hopped in my whip and went to Schmooze.

 

[Terrex C]

thats too funny new acronym WRWPM *wacked repeatedly with penthouse magazine*

 

[Steveman3014]

SPODE you inhumane selfish bastard, what did that poor little fly do to you? What-- maybe land on your dick, as if you didn't enjoy that?? Try to sniff your ass to see what you ate the night before, maybe you had chili and you know flies can't resist the smell of fresh turds, sure pretend you weren

 

[Richard L]

If the fly had landed on his penis after the release, would that count as BBBJCIM?

 

[Artsytnt]

What's the point of making up some totally false story ? - especially in the review section.

 

[Andrew M]

Ric to tell you the truth I thought that little piece of shit fly was you buzzin around like usually. And when I smacked it with the penthouse open to a story about men and homosexuality, I knew it was the most appropritate page to wipe you out. Its too bad that your still buzzing around though

PS Back on ignore you go.

PPS All my reviews from now on will be about swatting little Ricflairjr. flies.

 

[mama]

So you were reading about men and homosexuality eh ? Go figure ... lmao ! Sounds like you're in denial. Keep me out of your fantasies butt-pounder.

 

[shann]

Back off ignore...but only for a sec. Not in denial at all. I am a full fledged card carrying member of the fudgepackers brigade. Only go to see MPA's cause they clense the palate for when I have a hunkering for RicFlairJr. meat. See ya tonight my little tse tse fly.

 

[Shelby J]

Humane society can't hold me!!! I did a two year stint at River before I got busted out by a cute little tea cup pomeranian.

 

[Michaela B]

Tea cup pomeranian eh Spud ? Proof # 2.

 

[diva_m3]

"Have you ever gone to an MP, one of the better ones of course and all throughout the session a fly is buzzing around landing on your ASS and legs and back."

Personally I would more concerned with my attention to personal cleanliness at this point than to the status of the release .

 

[dadnbob]

I wonder if it was the spaghetti sauce in my crack?

 

[Climbin.metal]

I must admit that I have never seen you eat spaghetti , but I am almost positive you are doing it wrong .

 

[debijs]

SEE more proof that you baited the fly. Not only with the chili silencers but you had also dipped your stick in a "NUTELLA BUTTHOLE" which naturally would attract a poor unsuspecting FLY!! DAMN YOU AND THAT POMERANIAN!!!

 

[Rod]

Leave the Tea Cup Pom out of this or I will summon the darkest gods of pandemonium to give you a horrible case of the hiccups