How do you parents have all this time to chit-chat on Yahoo!Answers?

[Death.Before.Dishonor]

I mean, Jesus Christ. All I hear is so-and-so has 5 kids and people talking about burgers, and this guy who dresses up in spandex that calls himself 'Zorro'.

I mean how do you do it?

Do you guys purposely have 5 kids so the oldest can take care of the rest?

This perplexes me...

 

[arial39]

well, youve accumulated more points since 2008 then i have since 2006....i really dont think youre in much of a position to judge who is here too much or why.

 

[AmberLynn]

somehow "Artie Lange Fan " keeps getting to these questions first lol

But likewise Im at work and bored to tears

I don't have kids though, Im just TTC.

 

[hsmom]

I have 3 kids. Believe it or not, they don't all need me to wipe their butts and spoon feed them anymore.They are all old enough to do that.

We are having Christmas break at the moment so they are allowed to watch cartoons, eat junk, play and do crafts at the kitchen table and visit with Grandma.

 

[Zorro]

I dont wear spandex, its denim and I have 6 kids get it right.

 

[just me]

Why are any of you justifying where your kids are or how you raise them?

Children nap. Children have play dates. Children go to school.

 

[Warrior1]

Right now I have one folding the laundry, the other is scrubbing the floors with a scrub brush, the dog is cleaning the cat’s litter box by eating the poop, and the cat is sitting on my lap.

 

[desmeran]

well we recently got a puppy and i put him in charge.

 

[Lonnie P]

Because my children are grown and self-maintaining.

And I only have THREE kids; get it right, please.

 

[T-Mama]

Desmeran, a dog is not fit to watch kids..... you gotta have a cat.

 

[Hector]

this question confuses me ...

 

[Mama of Zee]

I don't know about others. But I'm at work and trying to kill time till I can leave. I'm practically the only one at work today... with nothing much to do.

 

[Isis Grace]

I think people get on yanswers in between chores, cooking, caring for kids, etc.

I really get sick of all this cliquey chatting crap. That's not what y answers is for, go to facebook for that.

 

[shantel]

because your parent just love to chit-chat

 

[Love giving the CA Howdy]

At work in between students I teach private music lessons a couple days a week and at schools other days (school is out) but everyone is canceling cause the holidays and so I am sitting here, unable to work. Also, bored to tears.

And I have 2 kiddos.

 

[Syd XVII]

Well I have to do something to keep myself occupied while they are out in the garage taking turns stirring the meth pot.

 

[india lima foxtrot]

Well, it's really none of your business. But, since that answer is against the TOS, my kids are currently drawing and trying to put underwear on properly. They're occupied and I'm readily available.

 

[Can't Make Me Be]

One kid spends his days strapped to my chest, in a wrap...he still acts like a newborn and isn't really a kid that I could play with or anything...he just sits there and drinks a bottle every hour...he's pretty fukcing boring, if ya' ask me. One goes to school during the week. The other three are happier to entertain themselves for the majority of the day...they run around and play and do things that a mother couldn't possibly understand or join in on.

I also have a bearded dragon...he feeds them lunch and wipes their butt on the days where I drink too much and pass out on the keyboard...he's a pretty rad dragon.

And some days, my husband is home to do all that other sh*t while I help out you fine folks.

And er, you see all of us on here, so uh, you must spend kind of a lot of time on here too. Hm?