How many people went to Hassle Free Clinic after Hulkster's post???

[Well la-di-da]

The Mighty Tito Santana went to Hassle Free Clinic today and it was packed. The doctor said he dosen't know why it was so packed but I'm assuming it had something to do with Hulkster's post. Just curious, how many people from massageplanet.net went today?

A side note: if you know nothing is wrong with you and want to get checked for the hell of it, I say no. I didn't have any symptoms but told the doc to check me just because. He asked a couple times if I was sure and I insisted that its okay. They did the test and that was the most pain I have ever been in. IT WAS CRAZY MAD PAIN!!!! Then I had to go pee in a cup and it burned while coming out .... man I hope I never have to go through that again in my life!!!!

P.S. Whenever the staff reffered to my sexual partners they kept saying 'he' and the staff looks ... well ... like they play for the other team.

Tito "Don't know how to expain to girlfriend that there will be no sex today" Santana

 

[starburst71795]

They do play for the other team - it's no accident that they're at Church and Wellesley. They are open to all, though, and very helpful.

 

[Appollonia]

The Qtip up the peepee? hahaha Like having a baby! (I imagine, but much quicker.)

Good luck peeing for the next few days. Burns sooo goood! Ahahaha Sure cured me of hypochondria!

 

[Horseluver]

Ouch I think I just retired!!!


bkspoiler11

 

[Pompal 09.]

you think it hurts when you have nothing...way back in late 80's, a mpa left me with more than i bargained for...and i had to get the q-tip routine.....

try that when you are already in pain.....

I can look back and laugh now...but it took a few years...

Westender

 

[Fatindivid]

Wow thats crazy, I can't even imagine the pain you went through!! Little Tito is starting to come around but I'm never doing that again!!! This is enough to make me quit this hobby and be more careful in general. To top it off, having gay doctors hit on me ........ today has got to be the worst day and I volunteered to let it happen!! Take heed fellow massageplanet.netites, you don't want to be forced into this situation.

P.S. The burning pee brings new meaning to Latino Heat!!!

Tito "I think Little Tito may never talk to me again" Santana

 

[Anna P]

WTF are you talking about?

I was at the Hassle free 6 months ago and they do 2 tests.

The first is for HIV and Syphilis which is a blood test and they give you a number that when you go back, they tell you the results based strictly on the number.

The STD test consisted purely of a urine test. No Q-tip. (I have had that done twice prior to hassle free, and it's not that bad.)

When I was at Hassle Free, I asked about the old Q-tip and was told they don't do that any more.

 

[Ruprect]

Q-tip checks for more stuff like yeast infections as well as STDs ..... I wanted to check for everything!!! I have the HIV blood test next week since today was really busy.

P.S. I didn't think the Q-tip would hurt so bad .... never again!!!!

Tito "On the Injured List" Santana

 

[highballer906]

AGGGG OUCHHHH shit this thread has me squirming in my chair, THATS it, time to lay off a while, don;t think I could stand that kind of pain on Little RAY. Tito hope you come out of retirement so I could sick Goldberg on you!!! OHHHH OUCHHHH!!!