I have decided to live a 'gay' lifestyle going forward

[Ursus]

This weekend, I found an amazing piece of furniture I want for my home. It is 6 feet in length, vintage and weighs 80 pounds. The weight isnt an issue, but the length is. The seller, a woman, says she isn't able to help me load it into my vehicle. I asked my wife and told her she could take one end - weighing 40 pounds and I could take the other end, weight 40 pounds, and we could easily load it into the car. I just need her help taking one of the sides because of the awkward length, it being 6 feet long. My wife said she won't help me as well.

I feel very depressed. If I was dating a man, in a gay relationship, he could easily help me pick up the furniture piece. There would be no issue and I could acquire that beautiful piece for $50, instead of paying $1200 in a furniture store, then pay for delivery and taxes, so around $1450 all in.

So, I woke up this morning, and as I was resting in my bed alone (my wife and I sleep in separate rooms), looking at my Asian Angela custom printed wall poster, I thought to myself 'Why do I always chase after women? Why not date a man?'

Yes, I don't like penis, but I think I can get accustom to it. It can't be that bad. There are lots of gays in this world and they seem quite happy. So, I am going to give it a try. I am going to seek a gay relationship with a man and see if that is a better option for me.

The man must be able to lift heavy boxes and also do yard work and vehicle maintenance. No sense being in a relationship with a man if he is as non-productive as a typical woman.

 

[Leviathan]

Translation: This is a call out to Ursula fanboys to offer a lending hand ? Cause he has no family and friends.

Let’s see who are your real friends? Anyone ? Hangdoggy?

 

[Ursus]

I don't want to ask people to meet me in another city to help me move furniture. That is rude. I don't do that.

I am super respectful to my friends.

 

[Hiker]

The answer to all of your troubles is to get yourself a post op lady boy. He/she should be strong enough to help you with furniture and other man tasks around the house, you do not have to worry about getting used to cock because she got rid of it, chances are you could find one that looks like Asian Angela and when your wife is bothering you to go shopping, wants to talk, or is nagging you, then have the lady boy take over that role for you.

 

[c1000]

Is your imaginary wife ok with this? Will you get an imaginary divorce?

 

[Leviathan]

Just wait unti a civi passes by or knock on neighbor and offer up 10 bucks for a helping hand you cheapskate ? You must have been a low performing sales guy in the past. No hustle. Weak lol

I don't want to ask people to meet me in another city to help me move furniture. That is rude. I don't do that.

I am super respectful to my friends.

 

[topo112]

You need a strong black guy to help you with your furniture. You’d better have good lube handy though.

 

[Ursus]

You need a strong black guy to help you with your furniture. You’d better have good lube handy though.

Topo,

Many of your posts seems to be about your admiration of black men and their penises.

Just saying. I think you fantasize about blacks. But, I never do. I don't like black culture or black skin.

 

[Ursus]

Btw, U.S. Supreme court finally tells Christians they don't have to bake cakes for gays.

Good. Fucking asshole gays!

https://www.cnbc.com/2018/06/04/sup...ake-for-gay-couple-for-religious-reasons.html

 

[Jumpin’ Jack Flash]

Why not just pay 2 guys and a truck. $100??

 

[topo112]

Topo,

Many of your posts seems to be about your admiration of black men and their penises.

Just saying. I think you fantasize about blacks. But, I never do. I don't like black culture or black skin.

I know you hate blacks that’s why I say it all the time, hahaha.

 

[DaNatural]

1) just get yourself a JO bro
2) post pic or DM photo of poster in your bedroom

 

[stripfan]

Maybe you should celebrate your new lifestyle by dancing on top of a float without any clothes on during the Pride parade.

 

[Ursus]

I should have married Asian Angela isn't of my Shanghai wife. Then, I would not be in this position.

I would force Angela to quit and we could live together forever.

I really love Angela.

 

[Leviathan]

Ursula, You sure know how to pick them. It would be divorce #2 if I was a betting man? LOL

I should have married Asian Angela isn't of my Shanghai wife. Then, I would not be in this position.

I would force Angela to quit and we could live together forever.

I really love Angela.