I swallowed a mosquito...

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From: KEC General
Posted At : Wednesday, August 20, 2008 4:09 PM
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Mann…is that all????



From: Manoj C. V.
Posted At : Wednesday, August 20, 2008 2:59 PM
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Is that mosquito feeling at home inside? J J



From: rahul_kumar03
Posted At : Wednesday, August 20, 2008 2:58 PM
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I would suggest that have an operation done and rescue the mosquito alive.

Else Maneka Gandhi might file a case against you J



From: Anita V. Rao
Posted At : Wednesday, February 27, 2008 3:43 PM
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Hello ,

I guess i slipped into 8th standard text book and found out mosquitoes have trachea to breathe . . . 5 % of the air that goes in might be used by the mosquito. . . . George has to ensure he inhales more air inside for 100 % efficiency..

Zor se George



From: Madhumitha Arokiadoss
Posted At : Wed 2/27/2008 3:40 PM
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not just heat... i doubt if oxygen is available inside our body in gas form... also one doubt here.. do mosquitoes breathe??



From: Amrita Priyadarsini
Posted At : Wednesday, February 27, 2008 3:27 PM
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I have heard of lots of such incidents but somehow don't believe it...Human body has lot of heat inside...

No animals or insects can survive inside...



From: Rahul_Trivedi
Posted At : Wednesday, February 27, 2008 3:20 PM
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This made me remember a true case that happened recently....thr was a female patient, a villager who complained of severe stomach ache..the villagers used to drink river water....when she underwent a surgery, a live snake came out of her tummy....apparently she swallowed a small snake egg tht was thr in the river water...the snake made her tummy as his/hers cozy home.....

I believe the mosquito in question is still alive ... Someone gave the idea to put in another mosquito inside George's tummy and the new mosquito convinces the old mosquito to come out...I somehow liked the idea.....

Once both the mosquitoes come out of george's tummy, I too will deploy the 2 trained mosquitoes inside my stomach to take out the chewing gum that is stuck in my tummy and fly out.....



From: Praveen Kumar Araveti
Posted At : Wednesday, February 27, 2008 3:13 PM
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Good naa... Ones u get ur wings u can save the amount you spend on transport to office and more over no traffic jam... He can come flying to office... Cool naa Moquito man...

Talking about wings, will he still need to come thru the Infy railway station bridge even if he can fly over the compound wall



From: Hameed Mahboob Sheriff
Posted At : Wednesday, February 27, 2008 3:04 PM
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Ok guys here's a bit of concern for d mosquito man.

Bro how u feeling JJJ ???Are u feeling more energetic or low,,please let us know.

PSo reply back soon else BB users will land to omened conclusions .....



From: Sachin Gian Batish
Posted At : Wednesday, February 27, 2008 2:59 PM
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You know Nana Patekar once said "Ek machar insaan ko H...a Bana deta hai" Beware dude.



From: Renga Rajan Sowndirarajan
Posted At : Wednesday, February 27, 2008 2:51 PM
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I heard that one mosquito can produce 16000 eggs....Is it possible to put omlette using those eggs??



From: BaneshwarVenkatesh Shanbhag
Posted At : Wednesday, February 27, 2008 2:46 PM
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Hey George,

Don't forget to supply sufficient amount of tooth paste everyday for the mosquito.

BTW, what may be the brand of tooth paste used by the mosquito? Pepsodent? Colgate?

Regards,

Baneshwar



From: Trupti Vijay Kulkarni
Posted At : Wednesday, February 27, 2008 1:35 PM
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Ask mosquito-man...

George, how r u going to manage with 47 teeth??



From: Rahul_Trivedi
Posted At : Wednesday, February 27, 2008 1:26 PM
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Do Mosquitoes go to dentists too (since they have 47 teeth...!!) ??? Is there any branch of medical science which specializes in the study of mosquito teeth ?

Can human beings who have lost their teeth can have a teeth replacement surgery and get new ( mosquito ) teeth transplanted ?



From: Priyanka Visweswaraiah
Posted At : Wednesday, February 27, 2008 1:10 PM
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Yeah, and that too more than us humans.

Mosquitoes have 47 teeth!!

Quite a big number that is, for a tiny creature.

Regards,

Priyanka V



From: Veena Padmanabhan
Posted At : Wednesday, February 27, 2008 12:40 PM
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Is it biting you in ur stomach?? And u weren't wearing a helmet!!



From: Manogna Ramakrishna Chebiyyam
Posted At : Wednesday, February 27, 2008 12:37 PM
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i dont know abt swalloing a mosquito but many a times musquitoes have gone inside my ears in the night while i am asleep.Trust me that is really bad.. the ear feels heavy and when u r walking the ear vibrates so much



From: Hemanth R Herle
Posted At : Wed 2/27/2008 12:33 PM
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Hope that the Mosquito was not an experimental kind/genetically altered mutant/radioactive one escaped from a highly secret facility. Or else this could be the birth of the "Mosquitoman".



From: Anita V. Rao
Posted At : Wednesday, February 27, 2008 12:23 PM
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Hello ,

Have a kachuwa coil - that too a fresh and hot one . . .

Kachuwa jalaao machar bhagaao

AVR

PS : Sorry for the pure (poor) Hindi syntax



From: Karthik B K 02
Posted At : Wed 2/27/2008 12:02 PM
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My suggestion is to consult a doctor, an Animal Doctor and ask him, what is the diet which you should take to keep the mosquito surviving (Mosquito's intake will now depend upon ur diet intake now!!!!)..

Till the mosquito is out its your responsibility now!!! J

Keep us updated...

Cheers,

Karthik

PS: I m an animal activist -



From: Hameed Mahboob Sheriff
Posted At : Wednesday, February 27, 2008 11:33 AM
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Come on guys, our pal george is panicked bcoz he's swallowed a mosquito and we people are pulling his legs. Hey george better consult a doc,prevention is better than cure I hope you know that.

P.S-cover ur mouth while yawning next time JJJ



From: Ravikiran K Shenoy
Posted At : Wednesday, February 27, 2008 11:25 AM
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Last weeks solution for swallowing a chewing gum was

"Drink some soap solution...... It goes out faster than a rocket. Tup dishhhhhhhhh "

Probably you can try this J



From: IramBanu Kotekar
Posted At : Wednesday, February 27, 2008 11:05 AM
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Depends....Malaria, Failaria, Yellow fever, Chikangunya and other sort of diseases may happen to the mosquito if its still alive in your stomach



From: K.R.Shilpa
Posted At : Wednesday, February 27, 2008 11:00 AM
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Was that a female or a male mosquito..?

If Female-Anopheles..then..Malaria guaranteeJ

Take care maaDi..

NOM!!



From: George Thomas P C
Posted At : Wednesday, February 27, 2008 10:56 AM
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Was coming to campus today on a bike riding pillion and as I was yawning, a hapless mosquito nosedived into my mouth. I'm still coughing - is there any other adverse effects I should watch out for? Are they poisonous?

Buzzzzzzzzz

 

[lovesick]

but not as lol-worthy as the "maithili" , "lost my pet dog" and "how much does an auto cost" infy BB threads that are circulating

 

[Glossy Hair]

OMG :lmao: :lmao:

 

[Digital Forest]

Dats too big dude...

 

[Sturg]

:lmao::lmao::lmao:
sorry ca't rep u now!!!

 

[tjoxnxjc]

holy smokes :lmao: :

 

[Dear Lisa, Count Me In]

Mosquito man, :lmao:

He might be charged for murdering the mosquito :rofl:

 

[uniquejason]

: : :

 

[PextArery]

I've drink alive mosquito egg i saw in my glass of water that theres alot of mosquito egg but i drink it already.wondering wat will happened inside my stomach.if they will produce more egg?what are the syntomas if theres an effect in my stomach?

 

[cvcastrejon]

^ Go See some Doctor, otherwise you might be Pregnant with Mosquito eggs :fear:

 

[aryxelectronics]

^ :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

Yeah, visit a doc

 

[Hammy]

^Don't think they can survive inside our stomach : Most probably they'll cause some weird stomach problems or come out with other wastes