imalmicomma
New Member
I Will...
I will have a cup of coffee in the morning and read my newspaper, like I used to do before the Web.
I will eat with a knife and fork, not with one hand typing.
I will get dressed before noon.
I will make an attempt to clean the house and wash clothes.
I will write letters to those unfortunate few friends who are Web-deprived.
I will call someone on the phone whom I cannot contact via the Web.
I will read a book... if I still remember how.
I will listen to those around me, and stop telling them to pipe down so I can hear the music on the Web.
I will not use TV commercials to check for email.
I will get out of the house at least once a week, whether it is necessary or not.
I will balance my checkbook, because the bank does not accept my "I was too busy on the Web" excuse.
I will eat with a knife and fork, not with one hand typing.
I will get dressed before noon.
I will make an attempt to clean the house and wash clothes.
I will write letters to those unfortunate few friends who are Web-deprived.
I will call someone on the phone whom I cannot contact via the Web.
I will read a book... if I still remember how.
I will listen to those around me, and stop telling them to pipe down so I can hear the music on the Web.
I will not use TV commercials to check for email.
I will get out of the house at least once a week, whether it is necessary or not.
I will balance my checkbook, because the bank does not accept my "I was too busy on the Web" excuse.
Last, but not least,
I will remember that I must go to bed sometime... the Web will always be there tomorrow!