I'd share but...

[Tattoosformyvalentine.]

Headed over to SRM Friday afternoon and couldn't get in the door. Six guys waiting, girl at the front desk unorganized. I will say that the A*&hole that pretented to be someone in order to see Sophie, while the real guy had made the appointment, was yet to arrive, well sir you are a Dick!

I digress. So out the door I go thinking about options, call Amy, straight to vmail, shyte. So I head over to what many consider the slums of Albion Rd. I went into Goldenrich and walked out faster, girl laughing because I told her she was too old 4 me, yeek! I have had a few over the top sessions at 10 Goodmark so thats where I headed.

Greeted by a tall blonde, mid thirties, average looking and bod, not SRM quality, but I have been down roads with far worse twists and turns. In any event, have a shower, get on table wait.

As my attendant returns to the room, we do the intro's and from there the massage never happens. I had the pleasure of being physically assaulted for the next hour. Suffice to say she bucked 5 and I bucked 2. Every once in awhile you need to go boldly where no man has and expect nothing and leave with a huge smile. Yeah I know what the responses will be, a dump, substandard women, etc. All I have to say is, I left her with a huge smile, lots of DFK and promises of my return. Sometimes, you need to turn left at that fork and experience the not so finer things in life. I will visit her again.

BTW, name of MPA withheld for maturity reasons. For this ladies dignity and because she is not a piece of meat.

 

[Michaela]

Imagine every review ending this way.

 

[BeBe]

this website would be reduced to left and right wing nut cases name calling each other names and Leaf fans telling us how great their team is

 

[Liberal AssKicker]

Right wing nut case. Sir!, I resemble that remark.

 

[rivi]

[QUOTE BTW, name of MPA withheld for maturity reasons. For this ladies dignity and because she is not a piece of meat.[/QUOTE]


Right Right Right. Did she hold your hand and tell you that your the only one too? C'mon brother, snap out of it. Not a piece of meat? Thats the funniest thing I heard so far. Dignity? Someone get this guy to the massageplanet.net hospital fast and get his cranium checked out! What kind of cheap drugs are you on?

 

[Katelyn]

Maybe some receptionists aren't well trained. If a guys walks in and says that he has an appointment with so and so at a particular time, the girl should ask the guy for his name. Many times, I have seen the receptionist say "So, are you _____ ?" Of course, a guy can pretend to be someone else and steal appointments.

Plus, it's quite easy to call in and check when a particular girl is booked and then show up a few minutes early to see if you are lucky enough to get her before the real person shows up.

 

[Zortrox]

No cheap drugs, and I am not naive enough to think that I am/was the first to head down that path. However, when people read posts that state so and so was the most amazing person they ever saw and 300 hundrd massageplanet.neties stampede the place, I think maybe you can appreciate the message I was trying to convey. Read between the lines my friend.

 

[Just Curious]

Headed over to SRM Friday afternoon and couldn't get in the door. Six guys waiting, girl at the front desk unorganized.



This is difficult for me to say but I haven't returned to SRM since I had this happen to me a few months ago. Now hearing this it will keep me away for a little longer. I hope SRM isn't going down .......

 

[kaiserthegreat]

Let me just say that Joy and Anita are 1st class all the way! It was my own fault for not letting them know I was headed over. I always receive the utmost in service there. I think it was just the Friday afternoon crowd headed there after work before heading home. Don't not go because its busy, just phone ahead! I am too spontaneous and don't plan ahead.

 

[Early Cuyler]

Don't diss SRM for this.

Friday afternoon was a fucking disaster - new girl on reception, lots of appointments fucked up, lots of girls running over.

Joy came back to the rescue eventually and sorted it all out.

I guess it's harder to find a chick like Tia at Platinum than we think. Hot chick with some brains... Mmmmm.... Tia....

 

[Nicole C]

She's no ordinary receptionist.

 

[deepchick9]

Check your pm Hon

 

[NocturnalWitch]

I think he meant that she was "really happy" 5 times, and he got "really happy" twice