I'm Tired of ... and I Want A Real Woman

[Roman Legion]

This is the companion piece to 'I like it when ...'. I guess bad experiences are bitter: they sting and leave a long after-taste. These are some of the reasons I try to stick with people I'm confident I'll have fun with. ... I don't point fingers, but ... if the shoe fits ... ... ...

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I'm tired of some of the girls treating each other like less than nothing: if a bad 'date' can ruin a day, so can having somebody 'backstab' you.

I'm tired of being teased with no hope of relief: check if I'm OK with being teased that way, or whether I find it to be cruel.

I'm tired of being toyed with when it ain't going to go down: my penis is like your breasts ( that is, it's attached ) and, when you fiddle with it when I'm not excited, it's not pleasurable.

I'm tired of girls trying to get more cash from me when they decided to go long: I schedule time with you and, if you decide to go long, I presume that this is what you want.

I'm tired of being treated like a robot: I understand that you can get an erection out of me through pre-conscious stimuli, but getting an erection out of me doesn't mean that I enjoy you:: like money, it does not replace seduction.

I'm tired of girls that effectively change the plans by being late but don't coordinate with you: if you don't want to waste your time, neither do I.

I'm tired of the 'bait and switch' tactic: if I set a meeting with a woman, I don't want to spend a significant amount of time alone with one of her colleagues instead.

I'm tired of divas that act as if they were God's gift to Men: if you truly believe that there are not many wonderful, sexy, beautiful, intelligent, funny, ... women out there, then I wish I could allow you to see the world through my eyes!

I'm tired of girls that act as if I could only be excited by clichés: have the decency to get to know my sexual imagination and work with it.

I'm tired of being treated like a stupid boy no matter what I do: I understand bias ( people learn, even tough lessons ), but prejudice ( 'you are ... regardless of what happens' ) I won't accept. I know what I look like. I get that my mind isn't helping me. BUT, if you think that I particularly enjoy paying for 'sex', well now ... ... ...

I'm tired of girls that open with 'NO': open with a significant 'yes', create a connection, and then make sure that I understand your limits.

I'm tired of having to sooth professional egos: I'm game to remind you you are beautiful and sexy and witty and ... but, if you don't enjoy needy boys, why would you think I enjoy needy girls?



At the beginning, in the middle and ... at the end of the day, what I want is a real Woman, and not a Doll ... ... ...